We rarely get to see Naomi Watts outside the red carpet experience, in her candid element, so the opportunity to see the blonde veteran hottie jogging down Sydney way, in the light rain, just precipitous enough to create some sheer views through her top to her nipple pokes, engorged with the thrill of exercise.
Naomi does all the jogging, we do all the sweating. This is a good arrangement. Enjoy.
Let the hottie-packed galas continue.
Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.
So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy.
We've always and forever had a lust crush on Naomi Watts, who though she's disappeared somewhat into the ether of mamahood, never fails to bring an extraordinary amount of heat to each and every one of her rare public appearances, or magazine shoots, like this pictorial of classy hotness in DT Spain, where The Ring hottie proves what every single girlfriend I had in high school liked to refrain, 'you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time'. I didn't appreciate it so much back then, but with Naomi Watts sexiness, we can delight in what she has to offer. Grown up hotness. Enjoy.
When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.
Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.
Let the red carpet hotness continue. Quite a weekend of super sextastic celebrities, and we'd be remiss, or just plain lazy drunkards (a label we wear proudly) if we didn't celebrate the rarely seen site these days of the outrageously hot, but not forgotten, Naomi Watts, who made a sextacular appearance in France at the Deauville Film Festival, representing on the red carpet for some honorary title related to just being super hot and under-appreciated I think. She definitely merit such consideration, followed by extensive ogling. Enjoy.
Bless you, Council of Fashion Designers of America.
By way of disclaimer, everything I know about fashion comes on the advice of Lupita Li, my personal Target shopper. Everything made of cloth I have ever bought my girlfriend has been returned. I know bupkis about fashion (except that I dream of it being removed from hot women while they are shackled and oiled down before my La-Z- Boy recliner). However, I must applaud any ruse to bring together some of the hottest hotties in Hottieville for a parade of hotness, such as the Fashion Awards put on last night by the CFDA which spotlighted the sextastic of Miranda Kerr (such an effin' epic comeback), Ashley Greene (doll up like almost no other), Naomi Watts (looking very good), Amber Heard (putting the lips in lipstick lesbionics), Alessandra Ambrosio (never not super hot), Doutzen Kroes (another amazing post-baby recovery picture story), Emmanuelle Chriqui (who if we don't see nude onscreen soon, I'll be shocked), and Jessica Alba (who could be 22-months pregnant and I'd still find her awesome). I dare you not to enjoy.
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Naomi Watts and Robin Wright Swimsuit Pictures from Set of ‘The Grandmothers’
Oh, yes, consider me intrigued. Double GILFs getting doubly kinky with each other's boys. I mean, given that this film stars Robin Wright and Naomi Watts, it won't exactly be like the adult films with similar themes we watch her nightly, let alone as hot as a Stephanie Seymour vacation with the boys to the beach, but when taboo is involved, we definitely perk up. And when Robin Wright and Naomi Watts are on set in swimsuits, we double perk.
Now, of course this Aussie-shot film is going to be all sappy and smart and emotional and all the feelings we're uncomfortable with, but during production, we're definitely going to be keeping our peepers on these two ladies, because we are very comfortable when staring. Enjoy.
NAOMI WATTS NOT THE BEST BIKINI BODY, BUT WE ALWAYS LOVE LOOKING