Naomi Watts

Naomi Watts Dolls Up Extra Hot for Tribeca Ball

We've been watching hot mom Naomi Watts in her beach parades of late, mommy duty style, but still showing signs of the former sextastic blondeness we first fell in lust with. And when she gets decked out for the big nights, vada-voom, she's a knee bender.

At last night's Tribeca Ball, Naomi stole the show in her little black dress and her MILF boobtastic all pushed up and shiny. It was enough to make even the long time Watts-aficionados stand up and applaud. Not to mention make another deposit in the vault. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Swimsuit Pictures from Barbados Will Excite the Watts Fans Amongst Us

Okay, so maybe Naomi Watts isn't the perfect specimen of lust she once was (speaking personally, at least), but any true Wattsian still has quite a thing for this full-time thespianic turned mommy and now only part-time public persona, and, if you do, then you'll have some right-round smiles checking out Naomi on vacation in Barbados in these swimsuit candids.

We love candids. And we will ever lust Naomi Watts, so for us, this is sheer wet delight. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright Swimsuit Pictures from Set of ‘The Grandmothers’

A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons.

-- plot line for 'The Grandmothers'

Oh, yes, consider me intrigued. Double GILFs getting doubly kinky with each other's boys. I mean, given that this film stars Robin Wright and Naomi Watts, it won't exactly be like the adult films with similar themes we watch her nightly, let alone as hot as a Stephanie Seymour vacation with the boys to the beach, but when taboo is involved, we definitely perk up. And when Robin Wright and Naomi Watts are on set in swimsuits, we double perk.

Now, of course this Aussie-shot film is going to be all sappy and smart and emotional and all the feelings we're uncomfortable with, but during production, we're definitely going to be keeping our peepers on these two ladies, because we are very comfortable when staring. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts Nipple Pokes From Down Under (Or Is That ‘Up Top’?)

We rarely get to see Naomi Watts outside the red carpet experience, in her candid element, so the opportunity to see the blonde veteran hottie jogging down Sydney way, in the light rain, just precipitous enough to create some sheer views through her top to her nipple pokes, engorged with the thrill of exercise.

Naomi does all the jogging, we do all the sweating. This is a good arrangement. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley and Emma Stone Lead List of Hotties at National Board of Review Gala

Let the hottie-packed galas continue. 

Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.

So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy. 

 

Naomi Watts Brings the Black and White Sexy for DT Spain

We've always and forever had a lust crush on Naomi Watts, who though she's disappeared somewhat into the ether of mamahood, never fails to bring an extraordinary amount of heat to each and every one of her rare public appearances, or magazine shoots, like this pictorial of classy hotness in DT Spain, where The Ring hottie proves what every single girlfriend I had in high school liked to refrain, 'you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time'. I didn't appreciate it so much back then, but with Naomi Watts sexiness, we can delight in what she has to offer. Grown up hotness. Enjoy.

MILFtastic Jessica Alba Leads Cast of Hotties Dolled Up for Ralph Lauren Event

When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.

Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.