Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci Can’t Ever Not Look Hot, Including Vanity Fair Magazine

Sure, she's a bit too classy for us, a bit too hot, a bit too wise, and a bit too mature, but that's exactly the kind of never-gonna-get-her girl that we so desperately lust here on Egotastic! Not just the unobtainable, because that's too broad a category for us, but the sextastic celebrity who has been thrilling men and boys for decades without any end in sight.

Long time super hotties such as Italian wonder Monica Bellucci, who was hot twenty years ago, and remains a wicked eyeful to this day, including in the new edition of Vanity Fair Italy, where the ultimate brunette and late 40-something hottie shows you exactly why all the boys in town are offering to fix her broken toilets (okay, so that's my personal dream, but let's say, carry in her groceries). Just a truly classy hottie. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

 

Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

READER FINDS: Melissa Satta See-Through, Adrianne Curry Nekkid, Monica Bellucci Topless, and Much More…

 

Leave it to our fantastically generous readers to celebrate the season of giving by giving back to their fellow Egotastics by way of our weekly ode to the donated sextastic, our most beloved Reader Finds.

This week's bacchanalia of the boobtastic includes Bostonian turned Italian Melissa Satta in see-through lingerie, Adrianne Curry classically nekkid for the Bunny, veteran uber-sextastic Monica Belluci in a glorious film still, hot hot heated Leilani Dowding in a weird full frontal mannequinish pic, Aussie diva Holly Valance super hot, a double hot topless preview of the upcoming House of Lies TV series with Dawn Olivieri and Megalyn Echikunwoke, Swedish lingerie model Johanna Lundback see-through, and Romanian super soccer fan, Denisa Nechita, flashing her soccer balloons. Talk about Santa being good to us this Christmas.

READER FINDS: Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden Share a Bath, Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus Nipple Slips, Christy Turlington Classic Topless, Sara Jean Underwood Fires Her Guns, and Much More

 

It's that time of the week again, blessed Friday and blessedly bountiful amounts of the seedy yet fantastic contributions from the kindly, highly educated, and always fresh smelling readers of Egotastic! No website on this planet has a more thoughtfully perverted audience than Egotastic!, and I will testify to that in the court of all things sacred, like binge drinking with college co-eds.

Our biggest ever Reader Finds includes Lucy Pinder and Rhian Sugden in the same bathtub (the dream of all dreams), a double dose of nip slips courtesy of Alessandra Torresani and Miley Cyrus, Christy Turlington classic nekkid magazine pics, Sara Jean Underwood mighty butt shots, Kelly Brook in hot lingerie, Adriana Lima exhibiting her lady nest on stage, Clare Grant striking a nekkid pose, Moncia Bellucci stunning as ever, Romola Garia topless on the little screen, Jennifer Lorthrop topless on the big screen, Marsha Thomason on the toilet, amaybe Kelly Kelly taking a leak in a sink (yeah, we know), and the final final topless shot outtakes from Peta Todd. So much bad goodness it's utterly smile inducing.

Monica Bellucci Will Never Not Be Ridiculously Sexy (She Can’t Help It)

As I was spending the past three hours or so leering at every detail of Monica Bellucci in the August edition of ParisMatch magazine, well, after wiping away the tears of wanton desire, it struck me that Monica Bellucci has been outrageously hot for as long as I've been noticing women, or since I was in diapers, or, you know, since middle school. The point is, I don't think Monica Bellucci actually has the ability to ever not look hot. She's like a finely bred racehorse, or a premiere sportscar, or a plate of Poutine in a Montreal bar after you've been drinking all night, she's just sensory perfection. 46 and perfection, I might add. Enjoy.

REVEALED: Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time

 

CLICK TO SEE THE TOP 10 IN THE FLESH

History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).

The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:

For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you're there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I'd recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.

Monica Bellucci Sexy Pimping for The Love Manual (in Elle and Topless Sneak Pic Preview)

 

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Look up veteran hottie in the Dictionary, the European one at least, and you'll find Monica Bellucci. This 46-year old Italian model and actress has been pumping out the hottie heat for twenty-five years now and she literally can't stop herself from continuing. With the third installment of her film series, Manuele D'Amore being released now across the continent (and, co-starring Robert DeNiro for no known reason other than he gets to press nekkid flesh with Monica in the movie -- so jealous), Monica Bellucci hotness is once again being rightly celebrated, on the pages of Elle magazine, covered topless, and then outright topless and boobtastic in these stills from Manuele D'Amore 3 (a.k.a. Manuele D'Am3re) Enjoy.