Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.
This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.
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Monica Bellucci Can’t Ever Not Look Hot, Including Vanity Fair Magazine
Sure, she's a bit too classy for us, a bit too hot, a bit too wise, and a bit too mature, but that's exactly the kind of never-gonna-get-her girl that we so desperately lust here on Egotastic! Not just the unobtainable, because that's too broad a category for us, but the sextastic celebrity who has been thrilling men and boys for decades without any end in sight.
Long time super hotties such as Italian wonder Monica Bellucci, who was hot twenty years ago, and remains a wicked eyeful to this day, including in the new edition of Vanity Fair Italy, where the ultimate brunette and late 40-something hottie shows you exactly why all the boys in town are offering to fix her broken toilets (okay, so that's my personal dream, but let's say, carry in her groceries). Just a truly classy hottie. Enjoy.
WE WANT TO RUN AWAY TO AN ISLAND WITH MONICA BELLUCCI (OR BOAT AWAY)