Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures for Her Continued Comeback

January 4, 2012 @ 8:15 am
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
Mischa Barton Bikini Top Pictures in Miami
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Let's definitely call it a comeback because O.C. star Mischa Barton definitely let things slip and slide away their for a while since becoming one of our favorite young hotties on the boob tube just a few scant years ago. We applaud au natural, but it got a bit too natural. Now, the actress and reality star seems to be back to understanding that she's been blessed with some solid genes which if she doesn't abuse them, can get her back into the limelight, or at least the ogling spotlight, which is mostly what matters to us. 

Mischa gave another round of her bikini top glory in Miami, showing the starlet quality she still possesses, even the dismissive blank stare to the paparazzi, so key for your big time sexy celebrity to perfect. It's downright movie star facial expression territory. Yep, Mischa's definitely got that 'it' quality, and if 'it' continues to be bikini shots from the beach versus Double-Doubles at In-and-Out, she's going to be back in the big dance very soon. Enjoy.

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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures Signal the Return of the Starlet

December 27, 2011 @ 12:43 pm
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures For a Return to Hotness
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The once O.C. princess, Mischa Barton, seems to be back on the road to hotness recovery as evidenced by these poolside bikini pictures of the young hottie turned sloppy chunker returned to bikini body form once more and looking every bit the sunglassed starlet once more. When she's not over indulging at the Hostess Snack Food rack, Mischa Barton definitely has the special 'it' quality. And it can be quite hot. Something to do with those lips, that smile, and most definitely her feminine form when baring some skin beneath the Florida sun.

Welcome back, Mischa. Enjoy.

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Doing Her Thing

October 11, 2011 @ 10:23 am

Selena Gomez leggy premiere. (Idolator)

Mischa Barton gets a face full of meat. (HuffPo)

Demi Moore pitches tents. (FoxNews)

Dianna Agron is a sexy little cat. (GossipCenter)

Kelly Rowland loves her fake boobage. (TMZ)

Ashley Tisdale works up a sweat. (DrunkenStepfather)

Scarlett Johansson nude pictures are better than nude voicemails. (CollegeHumor)

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Polka Hottie

May 24, 2011 @ 1:32 pm

Gwen Stefani sweet bikini body. (WWTDD)

Ali Lohan joins her sister in the bikini fun. (Celebuzz)

Jenna Fischer, the hottie with a sene of humor. (HuffPo)

Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria's Secret girls. (FoxNews)

How Back to the Future should have ended. (CollegeHumor)

Mischa Barton in a short skirt. (TheFABlife)

Maria Menounos sexy photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

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Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

May 20, 2011 @ 9:00 am
Alessandra Ambrosio at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Irina Shayk at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Bar Refaeli at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Doutzen Kroes at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Gwen Stefani at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Elisabetta Canalis at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Rosario Dawson at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Courtney Love at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Irina Shayk at the amfAR AIDS Gala
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It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

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Olivia Wilde and Mischa Barton Make Irish Eyes Smile With Their Lesbionic O.C. Kisses (VIDEO)

March 17, 2011 @ 7:59 am
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Okay, so maybe Mischa Barton is just half-Irish, and while everybody claims Olivia Wilde is of Irish descent, she may actually be descended from an English family that lived in Ireland (I know, confusing to those of in the United States, but try to imagine a Texan living in Oklahoma for years and years, still claiming to be a Texan, as they would), but none of this really matters because what you must have on St. Patrick's Day is a solid, long, knee-swoggling kiss. And if that kiss is between two hot Irishy celebrity chicks, it's like corned beef and cabbage, a perfect combination on this day

I missed the O.C. the first time it passed through the universe and so I was sadly deprived of the awesome lesbionics between Olivia Wilde and Mischa Barton, the latter of whom was still super hot back then (Olivia was, is, and seems like will always be). Damn, that's some fine Irish loving there. The kind of girls making out pose that makes a guy think to himself, 'Damn, that's hot, but if asked, I'll just say 'cool', because if I say 'hot', they might call me a perv and leave me out of their next round of games.' Being a guy around girls, it's like engaging in a chess match that never ends. Think many moves ahead or you will not reach mate. Enjoy.

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Mischa Barton Upskirt Picture Buys Her Two Week Pass

May 27, 2010 @ 7:15 am
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Has the world been too hard on Mischa Barton of late? Nah. She's really let herself go. I say this as one who once had a love affair with the former hottie O.C. star, albeit, the lusting was quite unrequited. This Mischa Barton upskirt picture reminds us of two things: first, okay, she's not the sexy young lady she once was, and, second, she seems to have pilfered panties from my grandma's drawer. Still, her cameltoe is slightly more appealing than granny's. So, Mischa Barton, Egotastic! grants you a two week pass from all criticisms or critiques, of, you know, your flabby, shoddy, decaying self. Enjoy.

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