Sexy Miranda Kerr photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Beyonce hot new video. (HuffPo)
Is this the new Jersey Shore? (FoxNews)
Diana Falzone introduces us to some Maxim hometown hotties. (YouTube)
If only all games were like Mortal Kombat. (CollegeHumor)
Ditching their bras. (TheChive)
Victoria Justice looking real good. (Idolator)
A sexy celebrity is far more than just the sum of her parts, but sometimes it's hard to ignore those parts, especially on the likes of uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr, who like so many other celebrity hotties these days is flashing her legs even through the autumnal months. I think it's a fashion trend or something, the kind we can respect, because the lower appendages on a woman are so often overlooked in all the hubbub surrounding the more conspicuously consumed T & ever loving A.
But leg men know what they're talking about, especially when it involves Miranda Kerr in cold New York looking like a buttoned up schoolgirl who forgot to put on her pants. It's a leg-exhibition we're happy to drool over ourselves. Enjoy.
Sometimes I'm still baffled by the laws of time, space, and even dimension that have allowed Miranda Kerr within one calendar year to devastate us with news of her with-babiness and the seeming end of our world, only to appear six months later half-nekkid with photos of her suckling offspring, and a couple months later back to better than ever playing shape, including a brand new set of dairy-infused motherly ta-tas which have only enhanced the overall package. Throw in some leather shorts and a clingy new-bust showy top. Voila!
It's probably not easy being one of the world's hottest women, though I'm assuming it's slightly easier than being one of the world's not hottest women. Enjoy.
Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.
Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.
You can have your Christmas Day on December 25th, for me, the happiest day of the year is quite often the second week in November when Victoria's Secret films its annual fashion show for broadcast on CBS later this month. It's like a conference of lingerie hotties from around the world, assembled in New York for one purpose: look super sextastic in little silky bits of underwear. And a fine purpose indeed.
This morning, three of our more alluring angels, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Lily Aldridge, hit the makeup and hair prep room before the show, providing just a tease of the goodness to come. In fact, Miranda Kerr provided more than just a tease with an open-robe flash up to her V.S. undies, a nice forecast photo. While the show tends to go overboard each year into the dramatic, there's no denying it is the single most epic conclave of girl candy on the planet. Enjoy.
Well, it turns out that that $2 million Fantasy Bra that Miranda Kerr pimped for Victoria's Secret this past month was precisely $2 million more than the credit limit left on my Mastercard, which caused great and, I thought, rather unnecessary laughter over the telephone when I tried to buy the double cups that had been around my be-lusted's bare boobtastic.
However, perhaps almost as good -- outtakes. From the photoshoot for the catalog pictures of the super ritzy over the shoulder boulder holder, with the new MILF-extraordinaire Miranda Kerr packed inside, and some nice lacy little shorts panties to complement the entire visual wonderment. As evidenced by today, we can never really get enough Miranda Kerr, who has returned from motherhood to make us all feel like suckling mama into our own state of bliss. Enjoy.
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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge Form a Sextastic Trio for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Viewing Party
The actual airing of the Victoria's Secret Annual Fashion Show on CBS is something of a post-climactic letdown given that the catwalking of the mammaries took place several weeks ago now. But, when you bring back the pushed-up boobs of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Lily Aldridge to host a viewing party for the event, then all bets are back on agains as to watchability. Imagine being the meat in the triple decker sandwich formed by this trifecta of lingerie-body hotness, smashing you on your couch while watching the tube. You might find yourself changing the channels on your remote and not even using your fingers.
Forget Valentine's Day, the Christmas holiday really is the number one time of the year for lingerie models and their distant-gazed, hot-bodied performances. Enjoy.