Miranda Cosgrove

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Kendall Jenner Bikini Pics, Kari Byron Busty, Ashley Tisdale Sexy Showoff, and Many More…

These girls just can't get enough of themselves, and, in the reverse, we can't get enough of them. The solution for their narcissism and our lustissim? Twitter and Facebook by goody goodness. The social networks where for the fifteen minutes a day these sextastic celebrities are not being photographed by leagues of high-powered paid photographers, they are themselves creating photo magic with their personal cameras and cell phones and sharing even more intimate images of themselves with the world. It's ever so perfect.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kari Byron, Arianny Celeste, Ariana Grande, and, well a ton ton more hotness. You really must see what the girls are doing when alone with their cameras. Enjoy.

Eruption

Reese Witherspoon rare bikini pictures. (Celebuzz)

Kendall Jenner is all growns up. (HuffPo)

Miley Cyrus sexy image backfires? (FoxNews)

Pippa Middleton in a red dress. (GossipCenter)

Mmm... sideboob. (TheChive)

Miranda Cosgrove is banged up. (TMZ)

Extreme hugging. (CollegeHumor)

Miranda Cosgrove Twitpics Prep Pics of Her Tour Shtick

Overlooked in all the barely legal frenzies of the past several months -- Miranda Cosgrove. The iCarly starlet from the House of Nick turned barely legal about six weeks ago, and while she's always been the 'good girl' in the pack, one we expect a little less skintastic sensationalism from upon turning the age of majority, well, she's still a hot little number. And, thanks to Nick, much like Disney, she's being turned into a 'pop star' regardless of singing ability. The good news: the upcoming concerts and the chance for upskirts and wardrobe malfunctions therein. We shall see (and pray).

Happy Belated Barely Legal Birthday, Miranda.

Jennette McCurdy Accidentally iTopless on iCarly? (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED TO ADD (4/22/2001: 19:07 PST): Thanks to the ton of you who wrote in to break my little heart. I suppose the waiting game continues for real Jennette McCurdy topless pictures. And, wait I shall. Like the most loyal horny dog in the world. (Curses you evil-doer who spent countless hours counterfeiting frames in the clip!)

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DISCLAIMER: Somehow, this is likely a very clever fake. Just Spidey-senses on this one, but it's still fun to imagine and wonder.

We've had a number of you pervs (like me) who've been sending letters over the years asking to see iCarly cutie and Miranda Cosgrove actress foil, Jennette McCurdy, a lesser known starlet in the Nickelodeon starlet factory, but certainly one who is, as they say about girls before 18, fetching. But, finally, there seems to be at least a fun, debatable reason to feature the darling Ms. McCurdy, this seemingly boob-baring quick clip from an episode of iCarly where the now barely legal Jennette McCurdy appears to be wardrobe malfunctioning on an episode of the G-rated teen show. What do you think?

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike N.' for pointing us in the direction of the video clip. We've had other readers send us copies of the stills, but videos are much harder to alter and so this was definitely attention worthy, though do bare (bear) in mind the Disclaimer above.)

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Selena Gomez and Ashley Greene Lead The Sexy at the 2010 VMA Awards

I must admit, didn't watch the MTV Video Music Awards. I think when you're over like 17, your TV no longer allows you to tune to MTV. But, that didn't stop me from sifting through 8,754 photographs of everyone but Lady Gaga at the MTV publicity-crazed event last night. And, I've selected my eight favorite hotties from the red carpet (albeit Miranda Cosgrove is featured at an afterparty). Will you agree with my list? I hope not, that would be boring. But I used the tried and tested drool method. If wetness-formed, they got listed. Here's my Top 8 of VMA Hotness, not in any formal order, from last night:

(Featured from left to right: Amber Lancaster, Ashley Greene, Lenay Dunn, Maria Menounos, Miranda Cosgrove, Selena Gomez, Teri Seymour, and Victoria Justice.)

Photo credit: Splash News / Fame / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Miley Cyrus vs. Miranda Cosgrove: Teen Celebrity Bra Peek Madness

There are a ton of Disney and Nickelodeon TV teen princesses coming of age in the next several months, including Miley Cyrus and Miranda Cosgrove. Unlike a certain exasperatingly self-fellating penis-drawing celebrity blogger, we're waiting until the magic 18 to post any real skin, but in the interim, we're happy to catch glimpses here and there of future Egotastic! greatness. Miley Cyrus bra peek pictures vs. Miranda Cosgrove bra peek pictures in a battle of leopard skin lace vs. classic black satin. A vision of future sexy tidings.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com