Egotastic
Some visitors might tell you that the two most impressive landmarks in Washington D.C. are The Capitol and the Washington Monument, well, yesterday, it was clearly old Ms. Right and Ms. Left barely packed into the low cut dress of Minka Kelly who was in Washington for some very important business that seemed to involve mostly bringing smiles to the faces of passing oglers.
With Congress about as well-liked in polls as anal fungus, and the entire center of government under scrutiny for mismanagement, malfeasance, and just mostly being really boring, the cleavetastic Minka Kelly showed just how one woman can dominate the spotlight from an entire barn full of politicians, even if she's not an underaged prostitute. Go, Minka! Enjoy.
Minka Kelly Sweaty Heaving Cleavage Could Give a Man Naughty Thoughts
We don't see much of Minka Kelly these days. Well, you don't, we do here, but it's mostly walking her dog all covered in a conservative mom garb of some kind, which makes no sense for the young hot actress, but I guess she's not much into displays of public exhibition, at least not since the Derek Jeter banging days ended, ah, the salad days of youth. (Hey, you downgrade from a future Hall of Famer to Wilmer Valderrama as Minka reportedly has, and you'd be hiding from the spotlight too.)
But at the airport over the weekend, Minka and her formidable funbags got all hot and bothered with the L.A. heat and started to work up a sweaty profusion from her boobtastic protrusions that caused even the most world-weary traveler to pause and check out her roses. It's quite an impressive rack, it's sweaty, and that makes it all kinds of awesome. Thank you, Minka. It's been a while. Enjoy.
WE'VE MISSED THE KELLY CLEAVE SOMETHING FIERCE