Egotastic
Hotness, thy name is the hair salon.
By way of disclosure, let me first say that I have never ever paid more than $12 in my life for a haircut and I'm not afraid to use coupons. And that the person who usually cuts my hair does not speak my language, nor do I speak her language, but, for a woman born with two left hands, literally, she does not do a terrible job. My time in 'salons' is brief, urgent, and somewhat like walking through the haunted house of your neighbor who thinks that jumping out from behind a doorway and screaming is somehow frighteningly ghoulish.
But you know who does look hot after leaving the slightly more expensive salon? Well, last night it was Minka Kelly and Ashley Tisdale, two women who make the gentleman oglers give up an involuntary and completely anatomically natural 21-gun salute during even the most inauspicious of occasions. Both these girls names appear in my hope chest as I can not but dream of hopefully seeing their chests, bare as are my feelings toward these two hotties.
And, no, I don't necessarily want a girlfriend who spends more on her hair than I do on my rent, car, and food each month, but when they look like Minka and Ashley, well, just be real, you'd sell your left grape and your grandma just for one night of unbridled motel room passion letting. Enjoy.
Rose McGowan and Minka Kelly Head Up Red-Dressed Hotties at Heart Truth’s Benefit
Now, you know I'm not big on artistic themes when it comes to the presentation of the celebrity sextastic; just lay it out there simple and bare, that works for me pretty much all the time. But, once in a while, a theme goes come along that gets the old fantasy strings a tugging, and, well, we have to give it up for the folks at Heart Truth and their Red Dress Collection event each February. It's a cavalcade of scarlet hotties each winter, each trying to be redder and hotter than the next.
This year's list of Red Dress babes included a skin flashing Rose McGowan, ever hot Minka Kelly, veteran model Rebecca Romijn, and seemingly eternal blonde squeeze, Christie Brinkley. Yes, it was a night to see red until you were blue in the ... well, you get the idea. Enjoy.
CAMILA ALVES SHINED RED HOT AT LAST YEAR'S HEART TRUTH'S BENEFIT