Milla Jovovich sexes up a slinky dress. (Celebuzz)
Kristen Stewart gets all done up. (HuffPo)
Blake Lively beard services are no longer needed. (FoxNews)
Kristin Cavallari gets intercepted. (TMZ)
Elisabetta Canalis abs are ridonkulous. (DrunkenStepfather)
The next Batman movie looks awesome. (CollegeHumor)
A rare glimpse of Megan Fox, released in the wild. (Popoholic)
As long as Milla Jovovich keeps hitting the pool and hot tub topless, the telescopic lenses of our vastly underpaid field agents will continue to try and catch her Ukranian mini-melons, because, dammit, that's what we do here at Egotastic! We can't just start manufacturing cheese here now, can we? Oh, but that we could.
Milla and her husband continued their obviously not-so-private Mexican getaway vacation in wet and topless style, and, thankfully, within 300 feet of the nearest brush line. We do hope that Milla and her man are getting some uninterrupted time to buy local trinkets and knock boots and do all the things I ever dreamed of doing with a supermodel on vacation in Mexico (pretty much, just those two things actually, minus the trinket shopping, natch). Enjoy.
(Okay, there were just some shots were we couldn't cut out the husband and Resident Evil director, Paul Anderson, but, we did try, you know.)
Milla Jovovich has been sexy and in the public eye for just about forever it seems. It may be because even though she's only 35 still, she started fashion modeling when she was like in second grade in the Ukraine or something, and pretty much been pimping her hot looks ever since. I can respect that. Not everybody wants to be a doctor. (I wanted to be a garbage can when I was a kid; read into that self-esteem wise what you will.)
Milla Jovovich hit the South of the Border vacation hotspot this week with her aforementioned lucky bastard husband, and did some manual acrobatics to deny us telescopic oglers a change to see the bare Jovovich twins, but, still, some rather nice covered topless bikini candids that remind me why I watched The Fifth Element eleventeen times when I first got it on DVD. Enjoy.
Credit: Splash News
It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again. Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich. Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.
If I could count on my fingers the number of wild times I've had over the years at Gorbachev birthday parties. Mikhail and I have a tossed a few back if you know what I'm saying; bastard can party like a mofo, would hardly know he's turning four-score years old. Still, despite all the 'what happens at Gorbachev parties stays at Gorbachev' moments, perhaps none really match the simple awesome ogle pleasure of the nipple slip from the long time sexy bomb, Milla Jovovich. Nothing really more delightful than an absent minded reveal of the udders from a sexy celebrity on the red carpet of all places. Enjoy.
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Charity events in Tinsel Town aren't quite like your average local neighborhood fundraiser. Lots of super hot celebrities are assembled, decked out in wardrobes, makeup, jewelry, botox and silicon to the bazillions of dollars; but, in then end, money is raised for worthwhile causes, and, well, we get to ogle a gaggle of sextastic on the red carpet. Such is the case with last night's Bulgari Event, where some veteran sexy bombs put on their finest to cut the crimson rug for the benefit of the children, and there was some prime talent on display. I'm going to pick Demi Moore as the hottie di tutti hottie of the event, because until you can show me another 48-year old woman who looks this amazing, well, beauty and age before beauty.
Other wonderments at last night's event included Malin Akerman, Olivia Wilde, Kirsten Dunst, and Milla Jovovich. It's the type of lineup that I'd definitely follow into just about any party (though my invitations keep getting lost in the mail for some reason). Enjoy.
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Milla Jovovich 2012 Campari Calendar Mixes Trippy Hotness with the Mayan Apocalypse
I suppose if you follow the Mayan forecasts pretty strictly, this will be the last year you will ever need to purchase a new calendar. Campari took this morose theme to the limits by mixing Milla Jovovich, some trippy art work, and the Central American natives' prediction of Apocalypse in 2012 to create one of the more memorable date planners for the coming year (though this is purely a promotional calendar).
I'm not sure I'd file these monthly shots of Milla under the fappable category, but perhaps 'unforgettable'. I kind of like wacky interpretive art, in fact, that was basically my trumped up JuCo major. Enjoy.