Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, and Edita Vilkeviciute Get Topless Behind the Scenes of the Pirelli Calendar Shoot (VIDEO)

 
January 12, 2012 @ 11:26 am
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Last year, we were warned by Pirelli they might be shutting down their annual hot celeb girls calendar, but it came back with a monster bang-diddy-bang for 2012, and barring the predictive accuracy of the Mayan sun priests, we should be good for several more calendars to come. 

Take a leer, I mean, you really must, behind the scenes of the topless delights of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, and, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, as they journey through the complex engineering of a topless island girl photoshoot. It really is quite the fun adventure. Enjoy.

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Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich Get Topless for Vanity Fair

 
January 3, 2012 @ 12:26 pm
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Nothing wrong with a magazine celebrating the New Year with some topless photos of Kate Moss, Milla Jovovich and a couple other local to The Boot actresses, so we applaud Vanity Fair Italy for bringing a little boobtastic sunshine to our return to work day. Enjoy.

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2012 Pirelli Calendar Features Hot Nekkid Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone

 
December 7, 2011 @ 11:39 am
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 Saskia de Brauw 2012 Pirelli Calendar
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Honestly, how happy am I today? I thought the Pirelli Calendar had jumped the shark last year with it's pretty lame Karl Lagerfeld photoshoot and artsy-fartsy costumed girl presentations. I thought it was dead dead. But like a super hot zombie girl risen from the dead you can't help but make sweet sexy love to, the Italian tire manufacturer's annual private calendar is back, and back in a big way. With photog Mario Sorrenti at the helm, the 2012 edition of the iconic calendar has gone full nekkid sextastic, with the likes of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Isabeli Fontana, and (my future wife) Edita Vilkeviciute dropping their drawers and oiling up for an Italian photoshoot extraordinaire. 

Today, is a day to be very happy in celebration of a re-invigorated Pirelli calendar. Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Steve R.' among others who alerted us to the release of the calendar.)

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Milla Jovovich 2012 Campari Calendar Mixes Trippy Hotness with the Mayan Apocalypse

November 2, 2011 @ 12:06 pm
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I suppose if you follow the Mayan forecasts pretty strictly, this will be the last year you will ever need to purchase a new calendar. Campari took this morose theme to the limits by mixing Milla Jovovich, some trippy art work, and the Central American natives' prediction of Apocalypse in 2012 to create one of the more memorable date planners for the coming year (though this is purely a promotional calendar).

I'm not sure I'd file these monthly shots of Milla under the fappable category, but perhaps 'unforgettable'. I kind of like wacky interpretive art, in fact, that was basically my trumped up JuCo major. Enjoy.

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Musket Firing

October 4, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Milla Jovovich sexes up a slinky dress. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart gets all done up. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively beard services are no longer needed. (FoxNews)

Kristin Cavallari gets intercepted. (TMZ)

Elisabetta Canalis abs are ridonkulous. (DrunkenStepfather)

The next Batman movie looks awesome. (CollegeHumor)

A rare glimpse of Megan Fox, released in the wild. (Popoholic)

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Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures Reveal a Woman Not So Damn Glad to Meet Us

August 24, 2011 @ 12:06 pm
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More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
More Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless Pictures in Mexico
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As long as Milla Jovovich keeps hitting the pool and hot tub topless, the telescopic lenses of our vastly underpaid field agents will continue to try and catch her Ukranian mini-melons, because, dammit, that's what we do here at Egotastic! We can't just start manufacturing cheese here now, can we? Oh, but that we could.

Milla and her husband continued their obviously not-so-private Mexican getaway vacation in wet and topless style, and, thankfully, within 300 feet of the nearest brush line. We do hope that Milla and her man are getting some uninterrupted time to buy local trinkets and knock boots and do all the things I ever dreamed of doing with a supermodel on vacation in Mexico (pretty much, just those two things actually, minus the trinket shopping, natch). Enjoy.

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Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless on En Fuego Mexican Vacation

August 23, 2011 @ 9:18 am
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
Milla Jovovich (Covered) Topless and in a Bikini in Mexico
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(Okay, there were just some shots were we couldn't cut out the husband and Resident Evil director, Paul Anderson, but, we did try, you know.)

Milla Jovovich has been sexy and in the public eye for just about forever it seems. It may be because even though she's only 35 still, she started fashion modeling when she was like in second grade in the Ukraine or something, and pretty much been pimping her hot looks ever since. I can respect that. Not everybody wants to be a doctor. (I wanted to be a garbage can when I was a kid; read into that self-esteem wise what you will.)

Milla Jovovich hit the South of the Border vacation hotspot this week with her aforementioned lucky bastard husband, and did some manual acrobatics to deny us telescopic oglers a change to see the bare Jovovich twins, but, still, some rather nice covered topless bikini candids that remind me why I watched The Fifth Element eleventeen times when I first got it on DVD.  Enjoy.

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