Miley Cyrus

Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Sideboob Pictures Nearly Goes Fully Exposed in Public Dash

Well, Miley Cyrus is all over the place these days, flashing that hard-worked young body of hers without a moment's hesitation or fear of public shame.

And, now, the next step. The sideboob nearly falling out entirely of Miley's cut-off shirt that I'm guessing is not meant to be worn without undergarments when out in the city streets where other women and children and deviants with cameras (hi, mom) can see her nearly fully exposed flesh puppy barking. Miley is not top-shy, with many similarly styled side-reveals, though this one might just take the visual cake.

Oh Miley, perhaps you're being over the top obvious these days about wanting to show off your bare body parts, but what can we say, other than more more more! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: LimeLight Pictures

The Boobtastic Billboard Awards, Short on Taste, Long on Cleavage

Who is anyone to judge popular music? I mean, it's called popular music because it's popular it's not called the 'amazing music' category, in which case, one could argue that the overproduced, monotonous, auto-tuned, simplistically arranged, auditory assault that is much of popular music is anything but amazing, unless you're 12, a girl, and you think LOL is an actual verb. Nevertheless, pop music always has brought out the hotties, which forces even grown men to pay attention to the good vibrations emanating from last night's Billboard Music Awards in Vegas where a number of sweet boobtastic blinkering babes of music put on a decent show of skin while Justin Bieber cowered in his fur lined jacket in the corner and whimpered for the lady parts to go away.

And, none brought the boob shtick better than Miley Cyrus, who has been outright dominating the pop diva flashes and bares and all-around Pilates body hotness scene in her category of late. Continuing to dominate the competition, Miley donned what seemed to be a side boob baring jacket with nothing underneath, and no pants to boot. In an outfit that only the confident hotties feel confident in, and good for Miley for earning her way into that category. Of course, Kate Cocktease also looked rather boobtastic even if still under the weather from her personal life blues, along with Taylor Swift, the G-rated version of a very X-rated fantasy about Taylor I can't stop having, Brandy, who looked pretty damn hot, and Amber Rose, who always puts on a wonderful display of the chest puppies for the big occasions, and was in attendance because she's fellating some music star again these days, I can't remember which, but she looks good.

All in all, watchable, just not listenable. Enjoy.

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MIley Cyrus Nip Slip in Miami? Well, She Certainly Looks Amazing

You by the judge but it sure looks like there's a something something visible form Miley Cyrus yesterday in Miami as she bent down to stroke her puppy, causing many of us here to want to do the same. It's not full on slippage, but it seems to be an areola display of Floridian proportions.

And, might we just add, Miley Cyrus is looking better than ever these days. All the Pilates and boyfriend boot knocking is wearing well on the gravel-voiced pop star as she strode around Miami with her mammarially-gifted-mom-manager Tish Cyrus, looking all kinds of short, tight slinky dress hot. You don't just buy a dress lik that, you've got to earn it. And Miley has. Enjoy.

 

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Looking Mighty Fine Bare Midriff and Chesty at the Magical Kingdom

Technically, I think Miley Cyrus is at California Adventure, and I'm not sure if that's considered the Magical Kingdom or not, though I can tell you from experience, I mean, the experience of a friend, that the Tower of Terror on shrooms is more than magical.

Nevertheless, when you work your butt off, literally, on your hardcore Pilates workouts, you need a place to get out and start showing off the new hot form, so why not Disney where you made your bones, and then some. So, Miley strode about California Adventure flashing her newly taut tummy and her pointy chest in a half shirt and just looked all kinds of California Girl delicious. An E-ticket ride as the old-timers like my dad or the less expensive elderly escorts you can afford in Vegas used to say. Enjoy.