Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis Pictures from Nylon Magazine Are Hot in Black and White

Well, to date, I've avoided seeing Black Swan in advanced screenings, since I do have mixed feelings about the chickiness of this flick, albeit it does feature two Hebrew School hotties in Mila Kunis and the inimitable Natalie Portman, all leotarded out and trying to murderize each other. I do so lust these girls. Apparently, Mila Kunis lost so much weight for her role that she often became weak on set. Now, that's dedication, though not necessarily good for boobage, I might add. These Mila Kunis pictures from our friends at Nylon Magazine remind me just how hot this sexy actress looks even with way too many clothes on, and, why, yes, okay, I'm going to pretend I'm making a big concession by taking the girlfriend to see Black Swan. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Sexy On Set Photos Mean One Thing: I’m Buying Movie Tickets

I must admit, I don't get this whole 'Friends with Benefits' social phenomenon. When I was a kid, I had three main mates: Neil the Slav, One-Armed Steve, and Wendy O'Shea. The only benefits we got from being friends were covering for each other when we got busted by the school principal and local constables. The idea of having sex with any of them never occurred to me, even Wendy, who was kind of cute but told me at her 12th birthday party that she had committed her life to the sensual exploration of other women. Can't say I blame her.

Which leads me to Friends With Benefits, the movie that I would never in a million years volunteer to see, until I saw these Mila Kunis pictures from on set. Yep, now I'm going. You know Mila Kunis is one of my main Hebrew School hotties and has been driving me to drink salt peter shakes since That 70's Show days. Sign me up for any effort that highlights her sexiness. I'll close one eye to avoid views of Justin Timberlake and tattoo a photo of myself inside my eyelid so when I look at Mila onscreen, I'll see her and I together, as it was meant to be. Enjoy.

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Bar Refaeli, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, and Ashley Tisdale Head Up List of Rosh Hashana Hotties

Nipples and honey for the Jewish New Year? We couldn't think of a more Egotastic! way to wish our Hebraic brothers and sisters a something-something-tov than by posting recent pictures of our favorite Chosen Person sexy bombs. But, wait! Some of us gentle gentiles don't have the inside scoop on the begotten origins of these sexy Semites, so we turned to the the experts at JewOrNotJew.com, to give us the skinny on our Rosh Hashana hottie selections.

First, Bar Refaeli. Can there be an Israelite on the planet hotter than this woman? And a bit of nipple poke for the High Holidays? Perfection.

From Jew or Not Jew: ... we didn't even bother to write anything about Bar, we just showed her picture. Why? Please. Like you're even reading this right now. Heck, we're not even writing it. Just staring at one of the hottest women on the planet, typing randomly, and repeating to ourselves over and over: she's Jewish.... she's JEWISH.... SHE'S Jewish....
Bar's Score: 12 of 15

Next, Rachel Bilson just shopping and hanging out and looking sexy doing her thing:

From Jew or Not Jew: For many, Seth from the OC is the ultimate Jew. The comics, the nerdiness, the lust for a non-Jewish woman... Gevalt! Since it's TV though, he actually gets the girl, thus giving us hope that some day we'll meet a borderline attractive half-Jewish woman who will pretend to be a non-Jew for a TV show and pretend to fall in love with us. Hey, just setting goals we can reach here.
Rachel's Score:8 of 15

The ever-hot Mila Kunis on the set of some movie with Justin Timberlake we'll never see unless, you know, our wives or girlfriends make us:

From Jew or Not Jew: The rule is, if you're looking for a Jew in an ensemble show, pick the nerdy one (helllooooo Tori Spelling). Happily, Ms. Mila broke that rule on That 70s Show, though she's doing nothing for us now as Meg on Family Guy. She's Russian. She's Jewish. We'll forgive her.
Mila's Score: 11 of 15

Finally, current Hellcatter, Ashley Tisdale, seen here at the Fashion Night Out event a couple nights ago:

From Jew or Not Jew: Star of the High School Musical movies, Ms. Tisdale is... wait, we're supposed to care about Ashley Tisdale? Seriously? She's only half-Jewish and that's 1/2 more than we give a crap.
Ashley's Score: 9 of 15

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Mila Kunis is One Sexy Cowgirl

I don't konw who's idea it was over at GQ to dress Mila Kunis up as a cowgirl, but, yeah, I like it. I would have obviously preferred a naked cowgirl, but let's be realistic. Either way, Mila's a sexy piece, and very much looks it in this shoot. So, yay for sexy cowgirls, and yay for Mila Kunis.

Mila Kunis Kisses Natalie Portman and Tells

Oh Mila Kunis, you hot little Russian spitfire, you. You say the darnedest things. Like when you talked to BlackBook magazine about kissing Natalie Portman. Well, I'll just let your words speak for themselves:

"It's two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy's dream. She's a nerd's idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care."

Um, first of all, it's not silly. And second, Natalie Portman is every guy's idea of heaven. And third Oh. My. God! Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis kissing is going to be the hottest thing to hit the screen since we all hoped the hottest thing to hit the screen would be Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson together in The Other Boleyn Girl. Except that didn't quite turn out the way we had hoped...

Still, can't wait to see you gals together in Black Swan. Until then, here's Mila's sultry photoshoot for BlackBook magazine.

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex – Angry, Aggressive Sex

On the list of all time sexual fantasies, you'd be hard pressed to top Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis having angry, aggressive sex, and that's just what we're going to see in their next movie Black Swan, directed by Darren Aronofsky. Yes, that's right, not only is there a sex scene, but it's an "angry, aggressive sex" scene, reports ScriptShadow, a script review blog.

...Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010.

So, set your countdown clocks a-runnin', because there is officially no more hotly anticipated movie than Black Swan. Now, if they could just find a place for Megan Fox, and turn it into an angry, aggressive Lesbian threesome, well, I think that would be the crowning achievement of our civilization.

There's no word on whether the sex scenes will show Natalie or Mila nude, but given Natalie Portman's steadily increasing penchant for stripping down, a little collective prayer couldn't hurt. And speaking of Natalie Portman nude, here are her best skin scenes thus far, for Hotel Chevalier, and Closer.

Mila Kunis’ Breasts Got Bigger (and Awesomer)!

I don't know what exactly is up with Mila Kunis' breasts (which are very much up themselves) but whatever it is, it's pretty much awesome. Are we talking breast implants? An over-stuffed bra? A newly-discovered, miracle boob-growing topical ointment? Aliens? Who knows. Who cares! All that matters that from this angle, Mila Kunis just became one of the hottest women alive, and one of the most awesome.

More Mila Kunis awesomeness after the jump.

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