Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Photos Take a Dip in Dripping Goodness At Eden Roc Hotel

May 23, 2012 @ 11:30 am
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini at the Eden Roc Hotel
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I've got to get me to this Eden Roc hotel in Cannes during the film festival one year; it's where all the hot celebrities stay or hang out or play or just head out to their yachts. Hopefully, they book rooms by the hour, I think I could afford to stay for a couple. But it'd be worth it, to first-hand ogle the likes of Michelle Rodriguez who shows up every year to show off in her bikinis.

Granted, every time we see Michelle Rodriguez she has that sort of angry disappointed look that I became all too familiar with with basically every single teacher I ever had in my life, but I never wanted to leer most of those ladies in dripping wet bikinis coming out of the Mediterranean. Enjoy.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ AT EDEN ROC HOTEL FLASHING HER CANS IN 2011
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
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Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

May 20, 2011 @ 9:00 am
Alessandra Ambrosio at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Irina Shayk at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Bar Refaeli at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Doutzen Kroes at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Gwen Stefani at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Elisabetta Canalis at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Rosario Dawson at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Courtney Love at the amfAR AIDS Gala
Irina Shayk at the amfAR AIDS Gala
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It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again.  Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich.  Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

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Michelle Rodriguez Plumber Butts the Depths of Our Lust

May 16, 2011 @ 11:44 am
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
Michelle Rodriguez Flashes Butt Crack in France
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If you ever need a hot movie chick to hoist a gun in a tight white tank top, Michelle Rodriguez seems like a very sure bet. She's always looking tough-hot and bad-ass and, well, it kind of makes me steamy in a Latina with big cannons kind of way. Except, today, it's a whole new side of Michelle Rodriguez, literally, her backside buttside junkside cushion, nearly fully exposed to the waters off of Cannes as the brunette hottie just about lost her bathing suit bottoms and flashed some deep crackitutde. Es muy bueno, this asstastic, no? Okay, we threw in some delightful bikini top fronts too, just because, well, because we love every inch of the sexy celebrity body, especially when we get to see it without much clothing on. Enjoy.

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Battle: Los Angeles Premiere Features The Hotness of Michelle Rodriguez, Charlotte Ross, and Bridget Moynahan

March 9, 2011 @ 11:16 am
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Nerd code dictates that I must attend a screening of Battle: Los Angeles this weekend, even though my Spidey-senses tell me I may just be in for a tanker-boat sized load of number two. However, the premiere last night was chock full of anything but poopola, featuring the likes of Michelle Rodriguez (who you will soon come to know as Tila Tequila's 'ride or die' bitch), Bridget Moynahan, who we just don't see nearly enough of, and Charlotte Ross, who seems to attend every premiere event in Hollywood these days, and I am absolutely in favor of this policy. Join me this weekend at Battle: Los Angeles, if you dare, or, just have a fond ogle at this sextastic trio. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba (Almost) Nude and Lindsay Lohan (Almost) Topless in Our Sexy Machete Revist (VIDEOS)

 
September 22, 2010 @ 1:06 pm
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Since our original 'first-look post' of the sexy ladies of Machete, we've been able to upgrade the video quality of the selects, and given that we're talking the hottie collection of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mayra Leal, and Michelle Rodriguez, well, definitely worth a revisit. The reaction on the film has been mixed, critically speaking, and, in a way, Egotasitcally speaking. Was the sexy celebrity nudity in the film a bit of an under-deliver? Perhaps, but let us now deliver on the best of the best from that film, which, any way you look at it, we'd not have if Machete was never made. So, two big boobs up from us on this movie review. Enjoy.

First, the ever-amazing Jessica Alba sideboobs and butt in the shower:

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Butterface

August 21, 2007 @ 12:59 am
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I'm a little conflicted about posting these Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures. From the neck down, she looks great (although maybe a bit big in the arms). But from the neck up, well, lets just say I'm not looking at anything above her face.

You see, Michelle Rodriguez is a butterface. If you're a little confused, let me explain. I like everything about her, but her face. If you ask me, it looks like Michelle got into one too many street brawls. But you didn't hear that from me, because I'm sure she'd kick my ass at the drop of a hat. Calling her a butterface probably isn't helping my case either.

More Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures after the jump.

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Michelle Rodriguez’s Bikini Line Needs a Wax

March 30, 2007 @ 3:33 am
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So, I know that some women don't go for the whole "Brazilian" thing, and prefer the natural look, but Michelle Rodriguez has taken it to a whole new level. We've seen Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures before, but never before have we seen so much emerging from her bikini bottoms. To say she's got weeds down there is a bit of an understatement.

Actually, it's a very accurate statement, since sea weed is exactly what Michelle Rodriguez has coming out of her bikini bottoms. I'm not sure what exactly is going on here, but I really hope that condition is curable. No wonder she's wearing that sarong, though. I mean, would you want the whole world to see your "lady garden"? And what a garden it is.

Michelle, I know you like the whole "tough girl" image, and maybe now that you're out of the closet, you feel like you can be your true self, but remember, hygiene is important too.

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