Michelle Hunziker

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, Christina Aguilera, Chelsea Handler, and Michelle Hunziker

March 25, 2011 @ 9:38 am
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It's been quite a week for the former Disney starlet turned Internet self-photographer turned Sucker Punch movie launcher, all of which led her on to the Conan O'Brien show where the newly minted 'all-grow'd up' Vanessa Hudgens flashed some upskirt for the nationwide audience. Actually kind of a demure pose for Vanessa, all things considered.

Speaking of tough weeks, or months, or maybe even the past year, Christina Aguilera has been through the entire celebrity shame spiral, but, through it all, she remains a vocalist a good league beyond her peers and with an ogle-worthy rack, as in this promo photo for her new show, 'The Voice".

Yes, yes, I know. She's not funny. And that laugh track played over her live audience over her tired Britney Spears jokes and the Madame Tussuad level make-up job and banging the head of E! to get ahead, yes, I get it. But, some of you still lust Chelsea Handler. And, well, celebrity nipple pokes are ogle-worthy. So, for some of you out there -- go to town.

I lust Michelle Hunziker. The Swiss-German-Italian border blonde hottie TV hostess and model. I'm not sure why she hasn't blown up more worldwide, but her pictures in this months Sette magazine are a solid reason why every man, woman loving woman, and suckling child on this planet ought dig the heck out of Michelle.

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Michelle Hunziker Brings the Swiss Miss Heat in GQ

December 10, 2010 @ 7:23 am
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While we've lusted for sexy time Swiss model Michelle Hunziker, it wasn't until she joined up with outrageous Wetten, Dass television show in Germany that she joined our wall of fame. Love that silly show, despite, you know, not speaking a word of German. This is perhaps the first non-strictly bikini picture post for us of the outrageously hot blonde multinational star, but, these Michelle Hunziker pictures from GQ in Italy more than deserve to be ogled by our readers. Enjoy.

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Even More Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

April 9, 2010 @ 11:18 am
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So I know I've been posting a lot of Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures this week, but come on, look at her! Is she not one of the hottest women you've ever seen? And for the record, she's 33, and has a 14-year-old daughter, so that also makes her the hottest MILF around.And in just a couple years, you won't know which one of them you'll want to sleep with more... What? Too far?

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More Awesome Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

April 7, 2010 @ 12:35 pm
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Just in case you wanted more Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures, here you go. But really, who wouldn't? She's got to be one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and she even has a teenage daughter. How's that for a run at Ultimate MILF!? I'm guessing Michelle had the kid when she was twelve, because she doesn't look older than 25. I'm not sure if that math even works out, but the point is, Michelle Hunziker is a freak of nature with how hot she is, and obviously has found a way to defeat the ageing process. Whatever her secret is, if you could bottle it and sell it, you'd be a rich man.

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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures are Seriously Stunning

April 5, 2010 @ 5:35 am
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It's been a really long time since we had any Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures on the blog, and all I can say about these is "Wow!" She looks absolutely, amazingly stunning. I'm really starting to think I should be spending more time in Miami, as it seems that's where all the action is. If only I didn't have a crippling aversion to the sun. Hey, there's a reason I became a blogger...

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Michelle Hunziker: Bikini Beach Volleyball Babe

September 9, 2008 @ 10:29 am
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It seems that summer may never end, and if that means more Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures (or more Kristen Bell bikini pictures), that's fine by me. Michelle was out on Ipanema beach again, this time playing volleyball in the sand. Would have been better if she wasn't wearing those jean shorts, but still, nice overall. Question: Don't they have naked volleyball in Brazil, or was that just in my dream last night?

Also, I'm pretty sure that if you printed out all of these Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures, you'd have yourself a mighty fine flip book.

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Michelle Hunziker Does a Bikini Good

September 3, 2008 @ 9:30 am
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We told you that just because the summer was over, that wouldn't stop the bikini pictures from coming, and to prove it, here are some very nice Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures from the beaches of Rio, wherein the 31-year-old Swiss model shows off her best ass-ets. Get it? Cuz she has a great ass. Yeah, I'm a comedic genius.

Lots more sexy Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures after the jump.

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