Michelle Hunziker

Michelle Hunziker Debuts Black Leather Pants in Her New Italian TV Show

Our super hottie Swiss Miss favorite hostess from Wetten...dass?, the multi-lingual, sexy-tongued Michelle Hunziker has taken her blonde veteran wares to Italian TV show Striscia la Notizia which we're told translates to Strip the News, but we couldn't care less past the part about stripping and wondering when Michelle Hunziker's turn is. (Though, for now, we will accept black leather pants as a standby substitute fantasy stoker.)

Oh, how we dig our MILFy Michelle. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Gives One Last Sexy Peekaboo to Thomas Gottschalk on ‘Wetten, dass..?’

What can you say about a television show that features Meatloaf, Lenny Kravitz, and a dude who looks suspiciously like Dirk Nowitzki for its final sendoff to uber-long time host, Thomas Gottschalk ? Well, you can say no biggee. But when our beloved Wetten, dass..? brought out Michelle Hunziker to give him one last sextastic peek of the Swiss Miss hottie, well then you can call it a show of shows. 

Michelle Hunziker is a girl we really and truly wish would take the time and effort to bend over in front of our ocular lenses. It'd be like an early peek at heaven, or for those of us here at Egotastic!, our only glimpse. While the TV show Wetten, dass..? is famous and infamous for so many magical boob tube moments, it will always be where we totally fell in lust with our forever-bikini-suntanning multilingual hottie, Michelle. Gute Reise, Her Gottschalk!

READER FINDS: Maria Fowler Topless Modeling, Demi Lovato Nipple Peek, Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pics, and Much More

 

Our Reader Finds weekly bit of Friday raunch continues, but with a new look and format. We're quite sure you'll still easily find your way to the goodies, of which, this week, there is another extraordinary sampling of the sextastic thanks in large part, actually, all part, to all of you. Ever amazing job you do.

This weeks Reader Finds includes hot Maria Fowler in a topless photoshoot, Demi Lovato 'slipping' on stage, a classic Kristin Cavallari bikini pictorial, Jolene Blalock in a see-through wet top, Helen Flannagan flashing deep cleavage, Brooklyn Decker looking amazing as usual, Jodie Gasson oiled up the wazzo (literally), the vastly underrated Jaime King, and Michelle Hunziker in a super hot photoshoot. Deep, dark, naughty. Just the way we like it.

Michelle Hunziker Drops Heavy Cleavage for Timberlake on German TV

Oh, Swiss Miss dropping the double shots of fleshy cleavetastic goodness on our favorite German variety show, Wetten daas...?, where Michelle Hunziker decided she was going to get the attention of guest Justin Timberlake one way or another. And we kind of like the way she chose, flashing a hefty amount of those funbags of hers we lust so much in any language and saw so much of barely in her many bikinis this past summer.

Michelle Hunziker is the cream in our morning coffee, and from the looks of it, it's time for the morning milking. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker and Vanessa Hudgens Go Asstastic Cheek to Cheek in Stretch Pants

Sometimes, there's just too much eye candy in the store to decide what to get. It's overwhelming. I try to be rational about my favorites, but when it comes to such things as the stretch-pants covered butts of my belusted Swiss Miss, Michelle Hunziker, and local bike-riding brunette hottie, Vanessa Hudgens, and their two hind-sides packed into a lycra-poly sweat absorbent packages -- well, that's just overload.

Across the globe these two sextastic butt-flashers crashed the gym for a pre-workout junk-show that made many men lift far more weight than was healthy. Muscles were torn, ligaments damaged, lives lost perhaps, but such is the price of an amazing asstastic. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Mas Silvina Luna Topless, More Michelle Hunziker Sans Bikini, Candice Boucher Nekkid, Kate Middleton Classic Upskirt, and Juliana Horta Brasileiro Heat

 

Thanks to all of you out there in happy fappy reader land, today's Reader Finds contains more hot bare boobtastic than a fantasy sequence from any number of my Catholic School girls shower nightly dreams. You guys (and girls today) really are the best, including contributions of even more topless wonderments from the sex-taped Silvina Luna, a bevy of super Swissian Michelle Hunziker without her bikini, outdoor nekkidness from South Africa's finest, Candice Boucher, a Kate Middleton classic upskirt we'd yet to see, and  sexy as all-hell, Juliana Horta, from our peeps in Brazil not wanting to be outdone. It's really quite a collection not seen before in Reader Finds. The stakes have been officially raised.

Michelle Hunziker, Won’t You Please By My Mommy?

I'm growing weary of merely ogling my Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker in the conventional manner. I mean, a man can only take so much of the never-ending bikini vacation this extraordinarily hot-bodied MILF has been on for about a month now, including these Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures from her latest beach run along the Mediterranean. No, no more binoculars from afar to catch sight of that veteran asstastic. No more peeks into the beach showers for a glimpse of milky heaven. It's time for me to be adopted. Michelle Hunziker, won't you please be my mommy?

Just imagine the number of bed time tummy aches I would strangely incur. Why, my new mommy would be placing a hot water bottle and kisses on my faked tender midriff nightly. When the nightlight somehow burned out prematurely, oh, the Stephanie Seymour-esque adventures I would have with my new mom. Dare to dream. And, enjoy.