Just kind of looking hot once more.
My soon to be adoption mom Michelle Hunziker can't help but look all kinds of way too awesome to be a mom, but a MILF she is indeed, take that from her future son.
Caught candidly in a low cut, skimpy bikini on her hotel balcony, Michelle sets the bar for PTA mothers everywhere.
Soon we shall be involved privately in a highly controversial, but I assure you, very healthy, Adult Nursing Relationship. But, for now, I'm happy to share her with the world. Enjoy.
With the pending resolution of my adult adoption proceedings with Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker, another round of stellar bikini pictures from Miami arrive just in time for me to celebrate the special day honoring my soon to be adoptive mom.
Now, I'm not looking to incur any jealousy here, but my new mom does look pretty damn smoking hot in a bikini, who would even guess that she already has a teenaged daughter, my soon to be step-sister with whom I imagine I'll be sharing bunk beds shortly. I really am going to need to pack all my favorite toys. Enjoy.
It's like rain from heaven. Or is that manna. Or maybe it's mammaries from above. But it's something awesome as we now celebrate the hotness that is my future adopted mother, Michelle Hunziker, in her second Miami Beach vacation bikini of the day, and it's a mofo doozy.
I'm going to have re-watch every taped episode of Wetten...daas? now thanks to a whole new level of infatuation with Michelle, whose MILFtastic presence is fast approaching the pantheon filled with names like Alba and Beckinsale and Kerr. I don't make such claims lightly, I know the consequences of treading lightly with the hot mama gods, but oh, my, take a look at Michelle for yourself and see if you don't agree it's time to start carving her body into marble for eternal display. Enjoy.
Oh, mama. And I mean that quite literally, as you know I've applied through several international courts, both real and some just imagined, for Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker to be my adopted mom. I'm not sure exactly where I am with the paperwork, because I mostly just get a bunch of giggles from the bureaucrats when I call int to check on the progress of my plea, but I'm quite serious about this gorgeous blonde multilingual TV hostess MILF being my new mommy. Oh, the fun bedtime story times we would have.
Not to mention the bikini vacation times in Miami. Where Michelle was yesterday in her hot maternal bikini, showing off both her own wicked body and her blossoming teen daughter (who will someday be my adoptive step-sister, so, please, no comments about her underaged self) and just making all leering eyes at the pool turn and collectively bulge from their sockets. Or maybe those weren't just eyes bulging. Hey, now, that's my future mom your eyeing up and down! Enjoy.
Oh, how we do lust blonde Swiss MILF Michelle Hunziker, beloved in Germany and the Boot, and be-lusted by ogling gentlemen everywhere. The lithesome sextastic TV hostess takes to the pages of Vanity Fair Italy this month to give you a little demonstration of what it might be like to have her living in your sweet-arse mansion, all decked out and ready to go.
Just a little sweet treat for feed the high-end living libido. Enjoy.
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READER FINDS: Kat Dennings Cleavetastic, Diora Baird Topless (Twice!), Olga Kurylenko Nekkid, and Much Much More…
Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.
This week's blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It's all good.