Micaela Schaefer

Micaela Schaefer Boobtastic-Asstastic Red Carpet Performance Deserves an Award

 
May 15, 2012 @ 2:04 pm
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Once again, German model and oft-Hollywood nightclub partier Micaela Schaefer completely pwned another movie premiere red carpet, in this case, Men in Black 3 in Germany, with her hot body on almost entirely full display in a dress that can only be described as 'designed by the imagination of a dude'.

Micaela Schaefer has lots of very fun curves and twists and parts to ogle, and she does not like to block the good views. Not only do we respect her attitude about exhibitionism, we just sent her a check in the mail, because, let's face it, respect is one thing, money is another. Make it rain, Micaela! Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Sexy Weigh-In for Celebrity Fight Night in Germany (VIDEO)

 
April 3, 2012 @ 12:26 pm
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Well, we can kind of show you the sexy video of the outrageously fine-bodied (and always showing it) German/L.A. model, Micaela Schaefer, who never disappoints in her public appearances, including the weigh in for Celebrity Fight Night battle against her fellow countrywoman, Indira Weiss.

To see the All-Star pictures of Micaela in her see-through top, you'll have to view after the jump.

We don't condone violence between or among women, but we do condone fake violence in the form of a trumped up sport to get hot sweaty women beating tamely on each other for the completely prurient interests of gentleman oglers in the audience. Who wouldn't condone that? Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Hayden Panettiere Camel Toe, Emily O’Hare Topless, Mariska Hargitay Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 
March 16, 2012 @ 9:52 am
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Oh, sure, Communism got a bad rap, and the communal piss-pot, well, that was an ill-conceived notion from the get-go. And don't even get me started on probation related community service along the roadside. The point is, while many communal dreams end up being painful realities, not so with our weekly Reader Finds, where the entirety of the skintastic Zion we call Egotastic! comes together to share bits and pieces of celebrity hotness. Since 1927, there's been nothing finer on the Internet.

This week's Reader Finds is as eclectic as it is, well, just steamy hot, including Hayden Panettiere camel toe, WAG Emily O'Hara topless, Law & Order star Mariska Hargitay unclad, Sophie Howard flashing her twin winners, Miley Cyrus flashing some bra in real life, as well as Katherine McPhee, Elisha Cuthbert, and Holly Earl all flashing bras on their TV shows, Helen Flanagan revealing upskirt, Leven Rambin nipslip, Micaela Schaeffer sideboob modeling, Sara Jean Underwood sexy swimsuit, Valerie Van Der Graff photoshoot topless, Nina Agdal lingerie awesomeness, and Lucy Pinder in some behind the scenes topless wonderment. It's all so very good.

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Micaela Schaefer See-Through Top Provides a ‘How To’ Manual for Red Carpet Fashion

 
March 14, 2012 @ 10:53 am
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 Micaela Schaefer Shows Lots of Skin at Munich Movie Premiere
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For those who so easily forget a face, but always remember a body, you best remember German wunderkind hot model and former America's Next Top Model contestant, Micaela Schaefer, who absolutely positively owns the current title for wearing the most revealing outfits on the red carpets of movie premieres, including her most recent entry, this hot boobtastic baring number at the premiere of a German film last week I can't possibly write without use of umlauts.

Micaela Schaefer has one of the hottest model bodies in the world, and she's not afraid to use it to get your attention. Which in fact is a very noble form of attention seeking. What's the point of having gifts if you don't share them with the world (yeah, I'm looking at you Katy Cocktease). Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Nip Slip on ‘The Bachelor’, Jennifer Garner Sideboob, Monica Bellucci Nip Peeks, Uma Thurman Nekkid, and Much More…

 
January 20, 2012 @ 10:19 am
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Yep, it's our very favorite time of the week. Friday. The boxed wine is already on ice. The Girl Scout Cookies borrowed from that one young scout not paying careful enough attention to her supply outside the grocery store have been cracked open. And the escorts-by-the-minute are about to arrive for their most auspicious duties. But the end of week is never complete without the blessed relief of our blessed readers' finds. The uncovering of all things boobtastic and fantastic in the mediasphere of hot bodied celebrity awesome. And you never fail to deliver.

This week's funbag filled Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook in a teasy lingerie photoshoot, a nip slip caught on The Bachelor TV show, Jennifer Garner classic sideboob, Monica Bellucci hot topless artsy photoshoot, Uma Thurman nekkid on the beach, Seren Gibson flashing perhaps the worlds' finest natural pair, Lucy Pinder doing what she does best, Bar Refaeli hot and see-through, Canadian pro-wrestler Gail Kim flashing her turnbuckles, former Miss Teen USA Lyndsey Evans flashing for the Bunny, and German fashion model Micaela Schaefer exhibiting topless wonderments. Yep, it's chocked-full today.

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Micaela Schaefer Nip Slips Her Way Right Into Our Hearts

 
October 26, 2011 @ 10:47 am
Micaela Schaefer at the We Love Energy Fashion Night in Berlin
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Big Brother and Next Top Model modern day reality celeb-model by way of Germany, Micaela Schaefer put on quite a boobtastic display at the We Love Energy (and who doesn't?) Fashion Night in her hometown of Berlin over the weekend, where the celeb-model with the memorable mammaries wore just about the best outfit ever out in public, flashing various angles of inevitable nip slips for the cameras and drooling men around the event.

We do love energy, but we love Micaela Schaefer's flesh puppies that much more. Enjoy.

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