Egotastic
We all know what happened about last year at this New Year's time when Maria Menounos decided to play some bikini football on the Atlantic coastline, one of the best lip slips ever recorded in Egotastic!'s perv-lustrious history.
Well, we didn't quite score that big today, not yet, but there's plenty of big hotness any time our favorite TV show hostess strips down to some kind of tiny little outfit, gets wet, and starts fondling balls with her killer smile. We're not sure this Grecian bit of ridiculously hot even realizes what she's doing to men in her skimpy bikini, tossing the Nerf football about the surf, and wetting her tender visuals. Almost too much, and, yet, just the right amount.
We lust Maria Menousnos like a pussycat loves mice. Or possibly we have that analogy backwards. Keep doing whatever it is your doing, Maria, and we'll keep peeping. Enjoy.
Maria Menounos Dominates New Year’s Bikini Fun Time Once More
It's really almost hard to believe in the magic that happens when sexy Greek all-around TV hottie, Maria Menounos, packs a few skimpy bikinis and her Nerf football and heads to Miami Beach each New Year's holiday. It's like a wondrous exhibition for the ogling community. Maria looks some type of ridiculously hot water nymph, destined to break hearts, cause ships to wreck on rocky shores, or merely just give blue-hued gonadals to every male of the species within viewing distance.
And, speaking of blue, while Maria Menounous induced extreme passion in her skimpy white lace bikini, just the day before she wore a nipple poking hot blue bikini that served to double down on her two-piece hotness offering. It's just so much goodness, it's hard to think clearly. Just enjoy.
MARIA MENOUNOS BLUE BIKINI POKIE HOTNESS FROM ONE DAY EARLIER