Egotastic
I've got to give it up to Britain. Though the Empire ain't what it used to be, they continue to dominate the world in mighty hot chesty glamour girls flashing their wares either for the cameras, for their high profile pro athlete boyfriends, or, just us vagabonds for free on the street, as was the case when our be-lusted Maria Fowler and naughty pin-up girl pal Gemma Massey hit the clubs in Liverpool for a night out, to let their puppies feel the brisk evening air.
I can only imagine the glorious fun the girls had adjusting their fun bags ever so perfectly in their revealing dresses before heading out on the town. Man, how I'd like to be a fly lowering my fly on that wall. Just mounds and mounds of delicious flesh pressed and smooshed ever so delightfully into a public showing of all that is decent. All hail the cleavetastic! Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Natalie Portman Classic Topless, Evangeline Lilly Stellar Sexy, Elisabetta Canalis Gotcha Topless, And Much Much More…
As a child I visited the Milwaukee zoo and came upon a scene of complete frenzy as a long suffering male chimp had gotten hold of a handbag of a zoo visitor and was banging the copulation shizz out of that purse like his life depended on it. I'll never forget the look on the face of that chimp as he rabbit humped that Gucci knockoff, pure primordial bliss.
That's the look I have on my face each and every week as I peruse the wonderments delivered to our doorstep by our faithful and fastidious Internet browsing readers. The men and women of our virtual army of the sextastic who deliver their discoveries into the communal pot each week our Friday rendition of Stone Soup, a.k.a, Reader Finds.
This weeks amalgamation of the awesomely hot includes TOWIE Maria Fowler topless, Rosario Dawson in a sexy dark photoshoot, sadly rarely photographed Lost hottie Evangeline Lilly in her own wicked photo shoot, newcomer Nicole Neal topless in Nuts, late night cable topless queen Shannon Whirry in a collection of her best, the big chest of Jack Osbourne baby mama Lisa Stelly, Natalie Portman in her infamous topless beach photos from 2000, Gisele Bundchen cover worthy asstastic, Lea Michele poking through braless, a double shot of the double tops of Swedish model Johanna Lundback, Rachael Finch nip slip, Elisabetta Canalis topless in a tabloid pic, and the early model card headshots of sextastic models Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Miranda Kerr, and Daisy Lowe and gloriously hot South African Tanit Phoenix looking most definitely topless in a new music video. It's a mouthful!