Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman Ape-Covered Topless In Maxim Pictorial

We do so dig funny hottie girl Malin Akerman. Something about that deadly combo of a girl who can make you laugh in between non-stop rounds of imagining her nekkid in your bunkbed giggling as you try desperately to find her happy spots.

Okay, so it's mostly my personal dream, but I'm sticking with it so long as Malin Akerman keeps producing new rounds of visual delights, as in her covered topless pictorial for the upcoming edition of Maxim magazine.

Razzle-dazzle and she-damn, Malin is looking super extra fine these days. Enjoy.

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Behind the Scenes Bikini Pics from Spring Breakers, Adrianne Curry Asstastic, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness, and Much Much More

I'm starting to really wonder if the celebrities themselves aren't going to drive the paparazzi out of business by snapping sexy photos of themselves in spots, both geographic and bodygraphic, where even the most ardent pap snapper can't duplicate. The number of Twitpics and Instagrams is increasing, as some of our very favorite sexy celebs just continue the camera work after the professional cameras have all gone home. What a joyous turn of events.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some hotness from our regularly self-photogging sexy ladies such as Adrianne Curry, Ashley Tisdale, Arianny Celeste, Kendall Jenner, and the trio of minx hotties, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers, and ever so much more. If you like going behind the scenes for private-time hotness, you've got to check this out. Enjoy.

2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna

I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.

We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.

We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate BeckinsaleMalin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Jennifer Lopez is back to fighting shape. (TMZ)

Celebrating this week's birthday girl, Kendall Jenner. (HuffPo)

The model who was banging the son of Moammar Qaddafi.(FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman new movie. (GossipCenter)

Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz bond over being rich, blonde and hot. (LaineyGossip)

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps the cleavage train rolling. (Popoholic)

Gangster’s Paradise

Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)

Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)

I'd like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)

Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)

First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde.  Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)

Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)

Three’s a Party

Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore and Alicia Keys get some bonding time in. (SocialiteLife)

Rihanna swims without bikini bottoms. (HuffPo)

Angelina Jolie on the cover of Vanity Fair. (FoxNews)

Mortal Kombat Noob. (CollegeHumor)

Emma Roberts, the co-ed. (TheFABlife)

Jessica Biel falls off the wagon. (GossipCop)

Malin Akerman is just damn good looking. (Celebslam)

Jessica Sutta making love to the camera. (Idolator)

Malin Akerman Bikini Top Pictures Show Off Her Little Akermans

'Tis the season for bikinis, including a stroll by Malin Akerman along Miami Beach in a black bikini top and short shorts. One our favorite little Swedish-born girls, Malin will forever hold a place in our heart thanks to her boob-baring in Harold and Kumar, and bikini pictures don't hurt her case. Funny girls who are also hot? It's pretty much unfair to guys. Enjoy.