Lourdes Leon

Kelly Osbourne and Lourdes Leon Bring Out the Short Dresses to Pimp Material Girl

I must give it up for London Fashion Week. I don't care if it's supermodels, or supermodel wannabes, or just girls who look like Kelly Osbourne (let alone, young girls like Madonna daughter, Lourdes Leon), Fashion Week has them all out in the shortest frocks in their closet, seated in front rows facing rows of paparazzi at waist level. So, therein, you're going to get some upskirts, it's just gonna happen. And, it's typically a good thing.

In this case, we have Kelly Osbourne, the face of the Material Girl clothing line (an odd choice we thought) along with fashion line spokesgirl and part owner, the aforementioned, Lourdes Leon, wearing impossibly short dresses for the calculating lens of dozens of snappers. We can only tell you, Kelly prefers white panties for such occasion. We have no official comment on Teen Lourdes. Enjoy.

Lourdes Leon Continues Her Riviera Bikini Adventures

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to be a little boy from Malawi, whisked from my sub-Saharan lean-to home to be raised under the wizened care of Madonna, living in castles and flying around on private jets, and, now, vacationing along the elite resorts in the South of France with older sister, Lourdes Leon. Hmm, older sister, Lourdes. She's not little Lourdes anymore. The Material Girl heir apparent continues her slow, but inevitable rise to international stardom in some pursuit I will never understand, something like style or design or fashion or art or something. It's on, it's most definitely on. Enjoy.

Lourdes Leon Bikini Pictures Debut The Next Gen Material Girl

Well, the Blonde Ambition didn't exactly beget another blondie, but given the all-too complicated past love and boot-knocking lives of Madonna, including her ongoing lair of young tanned men held hostage, I suppose it's somewhat upside-ish that Madonna only produced one female offspring during her sexual revolution, an heiress to take her place when her pop mission is complete. Lourdes Leon has been slowly unveiled upon the world by way of Madonna Mama, running her own little clothing line now or something, modeling, and just hanging out at big swank parties and vacation spots and yachts around the world. I guess these first bikini pictures of Lourdes are another type of unveiling, and while we assume Mom was quite precocious and world-wise at her daughter's age, we'll leave Lourdes to the best impressions of innocence, until proven otherwise. Enjoy.