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This may be the final year before the End of Days, in which case, I most definitely want to spend much of that remaining time with my very favorite Victoria's Secret lingerie models who are ringing in the big-twelve with tons of sextastic lingerie photos in their year-opening catalogue pictorials.
A man could do much worse for himself in his time before meteoric armageddon than playfully happy betwixt the silky little nothings worn by uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and the vastly underappreciated Lindsay Ellingson. There's no way the Mayans imagined this kind of sextastic power on earth when their calendar ran out of pages. In fact, if they had Victoria's Secret back then, they might have a calendar sitting on their wall that looks very much like ours, and it runs fully until the end of the year. Trust. Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Porn Star Hanging, Kelly Kelly Nip Slippage, Rita Rusic Topless, Jessica-Jane Clement Flashing Pre-Job Boobtastic, and Much More…
Our very favorite time of the week. Friday. And not just because we have personally interpreted company policy to understand that Friday means that drinking is allowed in the office beginning at 10am, and, more importantly, it's the day of the week for Reader Finds, our bevy of collective celebrity flesh from around the Egotastic! Reader globe. It caps off our Maslow pyramid of needs, not to mention stimulating a few areas around the base.
This weeks Reader Finds includes a highly promising look at Taylor Momsen hanging with a porn star, WWE diva Kelly Kelly flashing nip, Katy Perry in a highlighted bit of headlights, Jessica-Jane Clement hot and topless, Shannon Elizabeth in a classic topless shoutout, Adrianne Curry NYE cleavage, Rita Rusic finally without a bikini top, Lily Aldridge down top, and Kristen Stewart luscious butt shots. It's an assemblage of the amazing.