Lauren Stoner

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Just Good Old Fashioned Body Hot

Well, it does look as if Lauren Stoner and Michael Bay are a thing of the past now, or at least Lauren making out with some new random dude on the beach in Miami indicates such, but what hasn't changed a bit is the amazing bikini body on this model and erstwhile actress (albeit, dumping Michael Bay could put a crimp in that plan) which she routinely flaunts and often even bare-flashes along the Florida coastline almost daily.

We can respect a girl who does nothing all day but fine tune, fine tan, and finely display her hot body. Not only can we respect it, we wish it was an enforceable law. Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Flash Her Amazing Asstastic on South Beach

It's ever so easy to focus on the top we saw flashed bare earlier this week, but Lauren Stoner and her taut tight and all around off-the-hook bikini body deserves a little bottom love too. Or a lot of bottom love if I was given ten minutes and a bottle of aloe vera gel and instructed to care for such fine piece of asstastic.

This model slash something or other slash Michael Bay girlfriend continues to maintain and exhibit one of the finest bikini bodies along the Florida coast, a coast this winter that has been flooded with the best of the sextastic celebrities and models. It's quite an honor just to be nominated. It'd be an even greater honor to get a chance to lotion that badonkadonk. Help, I can't stop leering! Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Topless Suntanning Photos Will Transform Your Autobot

 

Worst post title ever? Yeah, but I got two Transformers puns as a lead in to some amazingly hot candid photos of a very topless Lauren Stoner, model and erstwhile actress and even more erstwhile Michael Bay main squeeze. And, speaking of squeeze... we've been lusting Lauren's ridiculously sleek bikini body all through the winter and with just 24 hours until the vernal equinox, I can already feel the inner snows melting with these glorious topless shots of Lauren on the beach in Miami. (And if a peekaboo at Lauren's splendiferous top only delays  you momentarily from checking out pictures of one of the finest bikini bottoms Mother Nature has ever produced -- well, then, welcome to Camp Egotastic!)

March most definitely came in like a lion, and we're not even close to being done. Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Because Lauren Has One of the Finest Rears in Hottieville

Let the smoking hot bikini madness continue...

We're not exactly sure what hot model and reality starlet Lauren Stoner does with her days, but as with any hot celebrity, so long as she spends much of her time preening her superior bikini body along the beach for our viewing pleasure, who are we to ask about her off-hottie hours. In fact, being Michael Bay's on-again, off-again, hop back on again girlfriend probably pays fairly well, but, the working standards are high, including keeping that award-winning asstastic in perfection, mint-in-box condition. 

Lauren Stoner flaunted her all over lean, tight, bikini hotness in her home Miami turf over the New Year's holiday, smiling confidently like a girl who knows she's got the sweetest body on the beach. And that smile is much deserved. Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Flash 360-Degrees of Hotness

That's it. We're no longer referring to Lauren Stoner as the girlfriend of Michael Bay, her intensely hot body and repeated bikini picture shows on the beaches in Miami have more than earned her the right to be known as simply Lauren Stoner, sextastic model and, um, actress, and, well, just look at that body. Lauren could definitely use a sandwich or two, but, dayum, that bikini butt. Like a false idol for worship.

Welcome to Egotastic! as your own woman, Lauren Stoner. Now, be advised, we will be expecting the next step in your revealing progress. Enjoy.

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Flash An Asstastic Worthy of Hollywood Stardom

Michael Bay's new girlfriend, model and I suppose some kind of actress, Lauren Stoner took her bikini body back to the beaches of Miami to show off what she's really good at -- just looking like a hot beach girl with sextastic slender front side and a bikini butt worth of, well, worthy of a very rich director who loves hot young women. Sort of like all of us, except for the rich director part. Enjoy.