Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)
Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)
Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)
Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)
Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)
Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)
Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)
Here's the bland as ever Lauren Conrad, and her Douchefriend, Kyle Howard on the beach in Malibu. I wonder if he knows that The Hills is ending, and he won't get a chance to resurrect his acting career. I also wonder if they're really as boring a couple as they seem, or if there's anything actually interesting about them. Actually, I don't wonder that. I couldn't give a shit, really. Anyway, Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.
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Lauren Conrad is annoying. She went to Hawaii with her gaggle of Hills Mensa Candidates, but did she once go out and wear a skimpy little bikini? No. We got some nice Audrina Patridge bikini pictures but Audrina was practically born in a bikini, and she paid a lot of money for those fake boobs of hers, and wants to get her money's worth. But did we see any Lauren Conrad bikini pictures? No. All we got were these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures, and the only reason I'm posting these is because Lauren Conrad is basically just staring at Stephanie Pratt's tits. No other reason. And LC, if I can call you that, just so we're clear, your personality, or lack thereof, is not why people care about you. Wait, why do people care about you? Oh, that's right, they don't.
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Lauren Conrad is very lucky that she had the foresight to use double-sided nipple tape under her dress, because she got so drunk the other night, that we would have had some major Lauren Conrad nipple slips if she hadn't. That being said, we still got a very close-up look at the most Lauren Conrad cleavage we've ever seen. And now we know that Lauren Conrad's breasts are a wee bit on the saggy side, but still very nice.
Okay Lauren, we'll let you off the hook this time, but next time, no nipple tape, you hear!?
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Okay, I can't really think of a better way to start the weekend than with these Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge bikini pictures. Okay, that's not really true. I can actually think of quite a few better ways to start the weekend. For instance, these could have been pictures of Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge nude sunbathing. And then of course they would need to apply tanning lotion to each other's tight, toned bodies. And then one thing leads to another, and, well, you know. Cuz there's nothing better than make-up sex.
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SNEAK PEEK: Lauren Conrad In Her Glamour Photoshoot
It's easy to overlook Lauren Conrad. I mean, there's not all that much there there once you start digging. But, when it comes to bubbly Cali beach girls, I suppose digging is not really what you want to be doing with your time anyhow. Ogling and gawking come to mind more so. Which you can now do with the self-described actress and fashion designer and former Hills reality TV star, who appears in the May edition of Glamour magazine in some photos sure to re-spark your interest in one of the original Laguna Beach girls.
We can blame MTV for many things. They're like the Vasco de Gama of the television landscape; they broke some new ground with their bold explorations, but mostly now we just remember them for spreading syphilis throughout the Asian continent. And MTV did bring us a number of the mind-numbing hot girls we do so love to ogle, Lauren Conrad among them. So, backhanded compliment to the former music television network, and front handed compliment to Glamour magazine for making Lauren look ever so hot. Enjoy.
LAUREN CONRAD HAS ALWAYS LOOKED GREAT IN A BIKINI