Kristina Shannon

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Lingerie Pictures Will Hotten Your Nuts

You know about our thing for twins, so when our friends at Nuts produced this epic lingerie pictorial of the Shannon Twins, well, let's just say we're gonna need  some new carpet in the office ASAP.

Wow. Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon just sizzle on the page and undoubtedly in your libidos in their skimpy little bits of black lingerie, flashing some killer bodies and booties that simply will make you want to go build a pyramid in your backyard. It's just so, well... just look at them. I think I'm going to cry, or write a poem, or kick a person much smaller than me in the knee caps. I need to express these new found feelings brought on by the Shannons. Happy days. Enjoy.

The Shannon Sisters Drop Some Blonde Sexy on London (With Sneak Pictorial Peek)

Kristina Shannon and twin sister Karissa Shannon brought their hot wonder twin powers to Jolly Old to promote and pimp a whole bunch of shizz, not the least of which is their new pictorial in Nuts (for which you can see one damn hot preview pic above) and to engage in the types of projects that hot blonde identical twin sisters engage in.

So, not necessarily trivia contests or lectures at Oxford. But the important stuff, like giggling interviews and sextastic photoshoots.

And, of course, the inevitable partying at hot nightclubs, as the Shannon Sisters donned the gold outside the DSTRKT nightclub, putting the British Isles on notice that hot imports go both ways, as do these hot twin sisters. Enjoy.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon May Cause A Sudden Interest in (Un)Dress Design

Well, I think Pete from Smallville is finally doing his hard time for a trunk-full of Oxy, which leaves boyfriend-less Karissa Shannon in the company these days of her twin sister Kristina Shannon, which is a good thing for when these two Playmate sisters hit the town, they tend to do so in very little, very sheer little bits of cloth, barely covering up their Wonder Twin Power Activated ridiculously hot bodies. One in red, one in black, you really don't even need to memorize the names, that's half the fun really not knowing, with their matching passion-inducing figures and numerous body parts to die for.

Hot girl twins, it's really one of Mother Nature's proudest achievements. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Flesh-Filled Roundup Includes Olivia Wilde, Allison Janney, and Karissa and Kristina Shannon (VIDEO

 

We're all off here shortly to see Cowboys & Aliens, which has me tempered with cinematic excitement, and whose female star leads right into the best sixty-seconds of weekly celluloid skin mapping, the Mr. Skin Minute, courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This weeks skin-in-sixty-seconds includes the aforementioned Olivia Wilde in her best ever nekkid performance, an unexpected appearance from the mature boobtastic of West Wing's Allison Janney, and a min-bevy of Playmate nekkidness including Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon. Enjoy.

The Shannon Twins and Their Playmate Bikini Friends Celebrate ‘Petey’s’ Conviction.

There are two kinds of pictures convicts take of themselves: those prior to sentencing, where they're looking contrite and humbled, and those afterward, where they are usually drunk and grinning. If you're in Hollywood, the latter tend to look more like these Karissa Shannon and sister Kristina Shannon bikini pictures from a pool party with Playboy friends put on for Sam Jones III,( a.k.a. Petey from Smallville, a.k.a. the dude in the Karissa Shannon sex tape who loved copious lotion) whose conviction for moving more OxyContin than Walgreens netted him but a single year upcoming in the Federal Big House. Apparently, this was quite good news, because not only did Karissa Shannon take him back as her boyfriend, she put on this snazzy little tiny-swimsuit fiesta for Petey in his backyard. I haven't seen anything so romantic since Bonnie met Clyde.. Enjoy.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Produce the Sweet Treats for Playboy’s Kandyland Party

My dad moved us three houses down the same block when I was seven, his poorly thought out plan to hide from some thick-necked lenders who operated their bank out of a sandwich shop. I spent the next four months crying in a small closet from the shock of the half-block move. A child shrink charged my parents eighty bucks to tell them what they already knew -- I had issues. On his way out the door, the shrink called me a big pussy right to my face. That was so old school, I had to give him props.

The Shannon sisters seem to have acclimated much better to their move back into the Playboy mansion. Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon pulled something fashionably conservative out of their suitcases for the Kandyland Party at their new humble abode, producing four sets of cheeks I would lust to pinch. I think the girls are going to transition just fine to their new digs. Might fine. Enjoy.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Keeping Fit and Tight After Move Back Into the Playboy Mansion

Alas, alack and almighty hotness, the Shannon Twins have been very busy this week.

Hottie blonde sisters Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon moved back into the Playboy mansion, perhaps to fill the void left by the sudden departure of Hef's hide the Chicago-style hot dog game partner, Crystal Harris, who ditched him at the altar. Or, perhaps, because Karissa Shannon dropped the breakup bomb on her longtime boyfriend and celebrity sex tape partner, Sam Jones III, kind of right before he gets his butt hauled off to prison on drug trafficking charges. Kind of been a busy week.

But not so busy that the just moved back into the mansion twin hotties didn't have time for a little skin-tight public park workout to get themselves fit for their evening out showoff time at BOA. Single hot blonde Playboy twins on the prowl. I'm ready to be prey. Enjoy.