Egotastic
Okay, this is not the time to rip the Kardashians, the rare time, for we finally see them in all their glory, or, let's say, what they're good at. Which is looking good in bikinis, even Kourtney, god bless her, pregnant by her idiotic boyfriend once more, holding her own hotness in a bikini, as all the K's, minus Khloe (excluded for reasons I can only cite as related to national security), took their family vacation down in the Dominican Republic at the end of last month.
And, well, let's give some credit where it's due. When they're not talking or selling or arranging sham marriages for money, they are nice to look at.
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Kim Kardashian and Preggo Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures for the Mexican Shake Those Moneymakers Family Vacation Album
Well, we finally got our grubby little hands (literally, we just had chicken wings in the office employing our dwarfish sized paws to rip apart those baby bird joints) on these amazing bikini pictures from the Kardashian family vacation down Mexico way in April.
Kim Kardashian, well, she just looks all orange and boobtastic and, let's be honest, if we were a multi-millionaire rapper or pro athlete, we'd be shagging the stuffing out of her too, even knowing the humiliation and lies and E! reality TV producers handing us fake things to say on camera that would almost certainly follow. Sometimes, the little brain overrides any and all executive branch decision making.
And, for the preggo fetishists among us (or is that amongst, if I'm included, which I am), a peek at the bulging body of Kourtney Kardashian, filled with life from the seed of her unemployed former snowboarding lounge-about boyfriend. Yay. Enjoy.
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