Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst Dishes on Sex in Public with Jake Gyllenhaal

September 12, 2006 @ 5:15 am
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So, you want to date Kirsten Dunst? Here are a few pointers: A) Be open to sex in public. B) Be a dork. C) Have low standards.

Two of those tips are gleaned from Kirsten's comments to News of the World on her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. The other is just common sense.

Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl.

We tried to spice things up -- we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught.

Maybe I'm a weird girl and I just needed a good freak to match me.

In Jake I believe I found that. He's a dork. That's what I love about him.

The fact that Kirsten Dunst is into kinky public sex isn't really that surprising to me. It's more of the dork-fetish that throws me. I guess it makes sense though. She is kind of weird. And dirty. But man does she clean up nice. Then again, with enough makeup and Photoshop, even I can look like Brad Pitt.

Read the full article after the jump (since I don't know how long it will stay on the News of the World site), and check out Kirsten Dunst these pictures from Another Magazine.

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Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures from Cannes

May 23, 2006 @ 12:00 am
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I guess it's apropos that Kirsten Dunst would be in Cannes this year, what with her new film Marie Antoinette coming out soon, and while I am excited to see the movie, mainly because it's directed by Sofia Coppola of Lost in Translation fame, I'm not really thinking about that right now.

What am I thinking about right now, you ask? Well, I thought it would be obvious, but since you asked so politely, I'm thinking about these Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures. I'm also thinking about why it is I'm talking to myself.

Tons more Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures after the jump, so enjoy.

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Kirsten Dunst Looks Like a Stripper

February 2, 2006 @ 1:49 am
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I really don't know what happened to Kirsten Dunst. She used to be at the top of my list. That list being the list of celebrities I would never "get with." Now, however, Kirsten's been letting the world know that her beauty is thanks to a heavy layer of airbrushing. She's become so gnarly, in fact, that she is getting mistaken for local L.A. strippers.

According to FemaleFirst, Kirsten Dunst was approached on the street in L.A. by a fifty-something-year-old man who asked if he could lick whipped cream off her naked body.

According to onlookers, Dunst started to walk away after the man made his illicit request, and he was allegedly overheard saying: "Wait. What's the matter? I come to watch you dance every weekend."

When the 23-year-old star confronted him about what he had said the embarrassed guy apologised, explaining he had mistaken her for a local stripper.

A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Sport newspaper as saying: "Kirsten asked him what he was talking about and he said he'd confused her with a stripper from a nearby club."

Anyway, after looking at these pictures, I definitely wouldn't want to lick anything off of Kirsten Dunst's naked body. That girl has gone down hill, man. Down. Hill.

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Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures

January 1, 2006 @ 7:58 am
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I was in L.A. a few years ago, and I was staying half a block away from the Chateau Marmont hotel. The name sounded familiar, but I didn't see any activity gong on, or any people coming and going, so I thought it was closed. Well, it looks like I was wrong. In fact, Kirsten Dunst was there just the other day, soaking in the Cancer rays in a little black bikini. Yeah, I probably should have gone in and checked it out when I had the chance.

More Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures after the jump.

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Kirsten Dunst Nude Scene

November 1, 2005 @ 10:13 am
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Don't take this as a confirmed fact, or anything, but it seems that we may be seeing a Kirsten Dunst nude scene in the near future. In a recent interview in BlackBook magazine, Lost in Translation director Sophia Coppola seemed to hint that Dunst may indeed appear naked in her upcoming film Marie-Antoinette which Coppola directed.

RP: Have you ever filmed anybody naked?

SC: Kirsten Dunst with stockings as Marie-Antoinette.

Alright, forgetting for a moment that Kirsten Dunst as Marie-Antoinette is probably the most ridiculous casting ever, it would appear that we may actually get to see something after all. Of course, judging by the pictures below, that really may not be such a good thing...

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Kirsten Dunst’s Alleged Alcohol Abuse

October 19, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
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Disclaimer: I'm not making any assertions or accusation. I'm just reporting on what other people are reporting on what other people are allegeding. Good, now my ass should be suficiently protected from a libel law suit.

Page Six and I Don't Like You In That Way are saying that Kirsten Dunst has been seriously on the sauce for the past while. In fact, the Elizabethtown star may have even confirmed the rumours recently on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

I stock up on Veuve Cliquot champagne. I buy it from Costco - cheap there I have lots of alcohol and no food in my fridge... maybe in a few months you will see me in a rehab clinic.

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Kirsten Dunst Reveals Spider-Man 3 Villains

September 28, 2005 @ 10:22 am
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Kirsten Dunst probably wasn't supposed to say anything, but in a recent interview with Zap2it, she revealed who we weill see as the villains in Spider-Man 3: Sandman and Venom.

"We have really great people though as the villains in this film, Thomas Haden Church and Topher Grace -- Venom and Sandman," says Kirsten Dunst while promoting her film "Elizabethtown."

"Maybe I wasn't supposed to say that," she says, checking with her rep, who assures her the information has already been released.

The "Interview with a Vampire" actress is a little shaky on the information at first, saying that Church would play Venom and Grace would take on Sandman, before reversing her claim when a journalist expresses disbelief. "It's the other way around. You're right," she concedes.

Dunst can be forgiven since she has yet to receive a script for the film that will begin shooting in January.

The real question, however, is are they going to do justice to the Venom character, and are they going to have Peter Parker don the black suit at first? Also, which is one Sandman, again?

Here's Kirsten Dunst at the premiere for Elizabethtown.

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