Egotastic
Outrageous. Nobody uses her big round mounds of monetizable flesh better than Kim Kardashian, or do they?
In London last night at the FiFi Fragrance Awards, which sounds precisely like the kind of event where you can kick off your heels and throw back a couple brewskis while talking sports, Kim Kardashian showed up in a very boobtastic revealing black dress that she'd be showing off throughout the early evening with Kanye West while making a paparazzi stir in the Old Country (there you go, Brtis, stop mocking the U.S. culture because you guys were going apeshit over the appearance of Kim and Kanye in your capital the past couple of days). Anyhow, you know Kim expected to be the biggest pair at the party.
Then, along comes British indie actress Shanika Warren-Markland, wearing what can only be described as an evening dress if straight dudes designed dresses for women, and almost flopped out of her dress on the way to making Kim play second fiddle with her second bases. It was a daring double stab at the champ and we applaud.
The queen is dead. Long live the queen. Enjoy.
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Lady Joys on a Motherf**king Yacht
You know Kim Kardashian can smell money from up to 1100 kilometers away, so there's no surprise that the woman who traveled to our planet to suck up every shekel she can find arrived in Cannes with her latest most greatest love ever, Kanye West, the pair making an appearance on the yacht, The Lady Joy, anchored off the coast of Southern France.
In a socially awkward moment, when one of the yacht guests asked Kim Kardashian what brings her joy as a lady, Kim scribbled a dollar amount on a cocktail napkin and shoved it down the trousers of the questioner, but working past that faux pas, Kim and her cleavage managed to keep her in good graces with the good-graced luxury sea-faring vessel crowd in Cannes. Enjoy.