Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Lady Joys on a Motherf**king Yacht

You know Kim Kardashian can smell money from up to 1100 kilometers away, so there's no surprise that the woman who traveled to our planet to suck up every shekel she can find arrived in Cannes with her latest most greatest love ever, Kanye West, the pair making an appearance on the yacht, The Lady Joy, anchored off the coast of Southern France.

In a socially awkward moment, when one of the yacht guests asked Kim Kardashian what brings her joy as a lady, Kim scribbled a dollar amount on a cocktail napkin and shoved it down the trousers of the questioner, but working past that faux pas, Kim and her cleavage managed to keep her in good graces with the good-graced luxury sea-faring vessel crowd in Cannes. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Gets Out-Cleaved By Shanika Warren-Markland at London Shindig

Outrageous. Nobody uses her big round mounds of monetizable flesh better than Kim Kardashian, or do they?

In London last night at the FiFi Fragrance Awards, which sounds precisely like the kind of event where you can kick off your heels and throw back a couple brewskis while talking sports, Kim Kardashian showed up in a very boobtastic revealing black dress that she'd be showing off throughout the early evening with Kanye West while making a paparazzi stir in the Old Country (there you go, Brtis, stop mocking the U.S. culture because you guys were going apeshit over the appearance of Kim and Kanye in your capital the past couple of days). Anyhow, you know Kim expected to be the biggest pair at the party.

Then, along comes British indie actress Shanika Warren-Markland, wearing what can only be described as an evening dress if straight dudes designed dresses for women, and almost flopped out of her dress on the way to making Kim play second fiddle with her second bases. It was a daring double stab at the champ and we applaud.

The queen is dead. Long live the queen. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Ta’s and Her Latest True Love at The Lakers Game

Look, I know many people don't believe it, but this time, I think Kim Kardashian has finally found true love. Sometimes you've got to kiss or be peed on by a bunch of frogs before your find your true prince, as Kim has in rapper Kanye West. I don't see any reason why this romance can't last a full year, or fifteen million dollars, whichever occurs first. That is true love, Kardashian style.

But, to our benefit, Kim was flashing some deep cleavage at the already exciting Lakers playoff series game 7 over the weekend, adding a nice bit of one of the few things we do admire about Kim, to one of the few things we like about Kanye, his ability to score Laker's courtside seats. Maybe it really is a match made in heaven? Enjoy.

 

Jessica Alba, Sara Jean Underwood, and Aubrey O’Day Among the Hotties Showing Off in This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's something like a phenomenon, baby. These hot celebrities just can't stop celebrating their own hotness by way of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, and other media where they get to control what goes out there of their own image. And, by control, I mean they simply can't get enough of showing themselves off to the general public. Without egos, there'd be no Egotastic!

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the precious delights of Jessica Alba and Sofia Vergara partying together on Cinco De Mayo, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her every ready cleavage, Adrianne Curry in some memorably revealing poses, Aubrey O'Day showing lots of nekkid butt, and so much more goodness, it must be seen to be be-lusted. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Preggo Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures for the Mexican Shake Those Moneymakers Family Vacation Album

Well, we finally got our grubby little hands (literally, we just had chicken wings in the office employing our dwarfish sized paws to rip apart those baby bird joints) on these amazing bikini pictures from the Kardashian family vacation down Mexico way in April.

Kim Kardashian, well, she just looks all orange and boobtastic and, let's be honest, if we were a multi-millionaire rapper or pro athlete, we'd be shagging the stuffing out of her too, even knowing the humiliation and lies and E! reality TV producers handing us fake things to say on camera that would almost certainly follow. Sometimes, the little brain overrides any and all executive branch decision making.

And, for the preggo fetishists among us (or is that amongst, if I'm included, which I am), a peek at the bulging body of Kourtney Kardashian, filled with life from the seed of her unemployed former snowboarding lounge-about boyfriend. Yay. Enjoy.

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Kanye West Checks Out His Side of the Kardashian Bargain

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme

What is Kim Kardashian after? Well, fame, fortune, the fantastic life. Everything that life promised to her by talent of looking pretty hot and being on the right sex tape at the right time. But what about these high-profile rappers and athletes she keeps publicly romancing, what's their end of the bargain?

Well, it's as old-school as human sex education itself. And Kanye West, the latest fish in the Kardashian fry, got a good long stare at it as he took Kim back to his apartment for the night after a paparazzi laden evening out on the town in New York.

Tail as old as time.

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