How many times have you thought to yourself, boy, I really miss that Kesha chick?
Okay, so it's none times, here too. But when Kesha shows up outside Cirque du Soleil with a thousand mile wasted stare and her female friend drops her drawers to moon the cameras, well, we just have to re-open the doors to the Kesha Sebert closet o' skeletons. It's dark and scary and frightening in there, but you know you want to peek. Beware.
My hat's off to naughty photographer extraordinaire Terry Richardson, who actually manages to make Kesha look good in this set of photos from the controversial snapper. I'm not sure how much we'll see of Kesha on this site, I mean, short of more post-coital candid visuals (explicit content warning), but, for today, Queen for a day. Enjoy.
The things I do to honor my 'journalist of the year' award from my middle school newspaper. Yep, I broke the story behind what was really in the beef stroganoff being served in the school cafeteria. It was a dirty job; but that's my investigative credo, doing the nasty so you don't have to. All of which leads me to these Kesha muff diving pictures. These appear to be from the same set of photos that we posted this past summer of Kesha-gets-the-goo (seen below). There's very little sexy about these photos; there's tons wrong. So eerily reminiscent of the stroganoff. Celebrity behind the scenes is not always pretty. Try to enjoy.
Who can forget the precious baby-talking pop star receiving her pearl necklace? I can't. I've tried. Trust me.
I'll say this, the folks at Complex magazine did their dandiest best to turn the big-boned, baby-talking popstar into something Egotastic! worthy. These Kesha pictures are presented mostly for educational purposes; personally, I'd like to get the photo editors over at Complex to take some time on my own set of cameraphone drunken nude self-portraits that Gretchen refers to as 'The Return of the Blob'. I bet they could make me look amazing, or, you know, make me look like Kesha. Don't enjoy so much as examine and beware of false hotness.
1| Barely Legal Alert! We Introduce Barbara Palvin, Victoria’s Se… |
2| Kate Upton Bikini Photoshoot Behind the Scenes Hot Bodied Awes… |
3| Lourdes Lujan Topless Hotness for a Peruvian Edition of Ta-Ta … |
4| Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Lady Joys on a Motherf**king Yach… |
5| Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Candidly Display a Hot Girl I… |
 |
Kate Upton Bikini Photoshoot Behind the Scenes Hot Bodied Awesomeness (VIDEO) |
 |
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Candidly Display a Hot Girl In Her Bikini Prime |
 |
Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Photos Take a Dip in Dripping Goodness At Eden Roc Hotel |
 |
Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures Are Unexpectedly Pretty Hot |
 |
Kate Upton Beach Bunny Bronze Bikini Collection for Precious Mammary Perfection |
Egotastic
Kesha’s Girlfriend Continues to Flash Her Bare Bum at the Cameras
Here's something to be thankful for -- it's not Kesha dropping her big drawers for the paparazzi, but, once again, one of her above average intelligence female girlfriends flashes her Jenny Craig bottom for the paparazzi, which I believe is meant to be an act of youthful rebellion, but as far as those goes, this is pretty ass backward.
I'm not exactly sure why we're sharing this with you, except that I was forced to see it, now I'm sharing. It can't always be the best toys in the room. Enjoy, if you will.
WHEN WE FIRST MET KESHA IN A BIKINI