Egotastic
Of course, just a couple or three years ago, you couldn't pay Kendra Wilkinson to keep her top on.
The Girls Next Door erudite spent the better part of the first four barely legal years inflating her tubes, then exhibiting them to the world by way of television and magazines and the occasional leaked sex tape. Then, she met Hank, the NFL receiver turned ultimate purse holder, and her world change. Clothes went on, stripping shows ended, and soon enough How to Be an Awesome Mommy and I've Overcome Lots of Shit Only Hot Busty Girls Know About books started hitting the book stores where Kendra had never spent a day in her life and suddenly she was the advice giving wife and mom. And, the funbags were put in the closet.
But, as we all must ultimately confront our own predetermined destinies, so must Kendra's bosom be freed enough for exhibitionist satiation. Their fate is to be paraded, displayed, and ultimately golden-showered by whoever the next, richer husband ends up being. So the Kendra cleavetastic was back on display this past Friday at the Playhouse Nightclub where Kendra brought out the little black dress and the big flesh-colored lanterns. And all we can say is, 'Hello again, old friends'. Enjoy.
Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Body Views Beneath Her Sheer Cover Up; About All She’s Giving These Days
I remember back in third grade this rather noticeably short newer kid in school, Nix Bickerby, announced that he was no longer going to be short. He was now tall. It all seemed kind of staged, like some kind of speech prepared by his little kid mental health counselor, but he said it with such conviction, that is took the rest of us quite by surprise, and for like three minutes or so of suspended reality, we all thought Nix was tall.
It must have been a glorious brief moment in time for him, right before we picked him up and tossed him in the trash can, on Sloppy Joe day no less. The point is, you can be anything you want to be in this life, the real trick is trying to convince others of the same.
At some point, Kendra Wilkinson decided to make herself over from trashy topless Playboy party and former stripper girl into wife and mom and advice giver to millions of women who suddenly forgot all about that previous stuff that we personally loved her for. Since we never judged her for her former life, we totally and completely reserve the right to mock her current state of being. And mostly just because we miss her sweet petite nekkid body. The tease of which she flashed in Miami over the weekend in a see-through thingee over her bikini while filming her reality show, 'The Totally Fake Kendra' or something like that I think.
And speaking of totally fake, man how we miss Kendra's skin shows. Enjoy.
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