I suppose if they were Olympic gymnasts, they'd be late bloomers at mid-teens, but somehow we hold these years sacrosanct here in the U.S. as a continued age of innocence, even if mom and manager and reigning Botox injected Guinness Book world record holder Kris Jenner is ready to pimp the shizz out of her teen daughters, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, somehow the public is supposed to pretend this isn't going on. Well, guess what? Outside of furry cosplay with the Pinay girls down the hall, Egotastic! does not play pretend games. So we're showing the teen models slash actresses slash merchandisers with the long legs and the everything else that is going to get some people in this world a whole bunch of money and another whole bunch of people in big trouble and then probably leave the girls largely illiterate and told by some shrink that it's okay to be angry at their mom for robbing them of their youth.
But, hey, in the meantime, we got the Jenner sisters looking like they're almost this close to taking over from their older sisters in terms of sutffing the Kardashian family wallet full of the greenbacks that fuels them like so many sacrificial virgins to the Moon God. The girls were caught leaving some celeb party or another at Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica, never shy about showing off their legs, I'm not even sure they own anything that goes more than a couple inches down beneath their butts, and let's just say the girls are turning into women rather quickly. We shant be parsing our language much longer as this teen charade will soon be ended and Kris Jenner fully unbridles the next gen of capitalism among her offspring. Enjoy.
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Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Continue Their Ascension Up the Pimptastic Junior Ranks
I suppose if they were Olympic gymnasts, they'd be late bloomers at mid-teens, but somehow we hold these years sacrosanct here in the U.S. as a continued age of innocence, even if mom and manager and reigning Botox injected Guinness Book world record holder Kris Jenner is ready to pimp the shizz out of her teen daughters, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, somehow the public is supposed to pretend this isn't going on. Well, guess what? Outside of furry cosplay with the Pinay girls down the hall, Egotastic! does not play pretend games. So we're showing the teen models slash actresses slash merchandisers with the long legs and the everything else that is going to get some people in this world a whole bunch of money and another whole bunch of people in big trouble and then probably leave the girls largely illiterate and told by some shrink that it's okay to be angry at their mom for robbing them of their youth.
But, hey, in the meantime, we got the Jenner sisters looking like they're almost this close to taking over from their older sisters in terms of sutffing the Kardashian family wallet full of the greenbacks that fuels them like so many sacrificial virgins to the Moon God. The girls were caught leaving some celeb party or another at Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica, never shy about showing off their legs, I'm not even sure they own anything that goes more than a couple inches down beneath their butts, and let's just say the girls are turning into women rather quickly. We shant be parsing our language much longer as this teen charade will soon be ended and Kris Jenner fully unbridles the next gen of capitalism among her offspring. Enjoy.
THE GIRLS ARE ALREADY SELF-PUBLISHING THEIR PICTURES; RIGHT ON TRACK