Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Chest Proud at Dance Central 2 Launch Event

October 25, 2011 @ 8:57 am
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
Kelly Brook at the Dance Central 2 Event
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If there's one thing I can't get enough of on my Xbox, it's Dance Central with the Kinect. Okay, maybe not so much. But the announcement for Dance Central 2 did come with one very nice addition, Kelly Brook looking all hot and boobtastic at the launch party. Now, normally, we do frown upon celebrities engaged in excessive pimpage, and smiling for a dance party video game certainly qualifies as excessive, but any chance to see Kelly Brook, that trumps all.

Just so dayum hot. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook 2012 Lingerie Calendar Will Blow Your Annual Mind

October 5, 2011 @ 11:32 am
Kelly Brook 2012 Calendar
Kelly Brook 2012 Calendar
Kelly Brook 2012 Calendar
Kelly Brook 2012 Calendar
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With three months to go until the new year, the most sextastic of 2012 Calendars are really yet to come, with none other than an amazing preview appearance today for the Kelly Brook peek-a-boo by the month lingerie calendar for the upcoming year. The curvaceous delights on display by Kelly Brook, really still the high bar setter in the glamour model field. Throw in some silky sexy little tidbits of clothing, and you will have yourself one hell of a 2012 with this daily visual on your wall. Just outstanding, and this is just three months worth! Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Gets Strictly Leather for Cosmo UK

September 27, 2011 @ 11:52 am
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK
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Lust all things Kelly Brook.

That's kind of a mantra around here, that's not only spoken, it's deeply felt. The bombshell actress who put the sexy 'C' in curvaceous has taken to the pages of Cosmo UK to introduce a stricter, sterner, more cinched at the waist kind of ready to punish the bad boys look, which has me wanting to be bad, very bad, and take my punishment in the manner that Father Johanna used to deliver it in the rectory during lunch hours, only, you know, less riding crop in the name of our savior, and more Kelly Brook. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Will Make You Smile In Places You Didn’t Even Know You Had

September 21, 2011 @ 7:11 am
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
Kelly Brook at the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards
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My Stairmaster coach, Frans Dubliner, asked me the other day if could I ever imagine not lusting Kelly Brook. I replied with an obscure German saying that translates roughly to, 'When I am gone, the goats will eat the pigs food'. Frans just shook his head, he knew how deep my feelings run for the indomitable Kelly Brook, the master of the body curve, the mistress of all things leggy, and the squeezable condiment on my hot dog, read into that what you will.

Kelly Brook so bewoodens us, that we even make a point of showing her off in her clothes. Like in the Giles Deacon Fashion Awards over the weekend, where a bunch of hooey was talked about a bunch of stuff I know nothing about, by people I don't care much for, but for the beacon of sextastic known as Kelly Brook. From the darkness to the hotness. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook (Covered) Nekkid S-S-S-Sexy For PETA Campain

September 15, 2011 @ 11:26 am
Kelly Brook Covered Topless and Painted Like a Snake for PETA Ad

No need to repeat our admonishment to PETA not to treat us ogling gentleman like cattle when announcing they have another 'nude' celebrity pimping their animal rights and anti-fur campaign. No, you're not nude when you're covering all your goody-gumdrop bits. Still, we're talking Kelly Brook here, Kelly Brook painted nekkid like a snake, a sight that would surely get you into biting any apple, or other fruity sinful item, the seductive serpent laid out before you. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Brings Her Body Assets to Bare for Mall Opening

September 13, 2011 @ 11:34 am
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
Kelly Brook Opens a Mall in Stratford
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When the girlfriend asks if you want to go to the mall, there's the initial reflexive (and correct) thought, 'She doesn't really want me to go to the mall, but she can't find anybody else, and now I'm going to stand around for hours on end holding a purse.' The much wiser girlfriend would say, 'Hey, want to go check out Kelly Brook in a skimpy tight dress?', and then, if you were at the Westfield Mall opening yesterday in the Old Country, you'd still end up holding a purse and looking stupid, but you would get to see the fine piece of female form that is Kelly Brook, on full pimpstress display for the benefit of shopping kind.

The junk in Kelly's trunk makes me want to grow a couple more hands, all the more to wrap around those fleshy fantastic beasts. If it's off to the mall, this is the only way I'd have it. Enjoy.

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Mammaries on the Orient Express: Kelly Brook Flashes Cleavage and Caboose for Train Party

September 9, 2011 @ 8:37 am
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
Kelly Brook Drops Some Cleavage on the Orient Express
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Kelly Brook was so hot last night at London's Victoria Station that even Thomas the Tank Engine blew his coal load. The sextastic brunette who has set the standard for the modern curvy woman, flaunted and flashed all kinds of cleavetastic at some swank hullabaloo aboard the Orient Express, a harkening back to the Golden Age of train travel when you had to quietly knock boots with your female companion in a cramped sleeping compartment. Of course, were you ever so fortunate to join the Orient Express 'Mile High' club with a woman as amazingly hot as Kelly Brook, you could be murdered so happy on that train. Enjoy.

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