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Katy Cocktease and Rihanna Bring the Concert Heat South of the Equator (VIDEO)

September 26, 2011 @ 8:23 am
Katy Perry and Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Katy Perry at Rock in Rio
Katy Perry at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
Rihanna at Rock in Rio
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Katy Cocktease and Rihanna both diddling their wares on the same stage in Rio? That's a whole lotta diva go on down South.

The Rock in Rio festival down in Brazil is one of those eclectic, grab who's hot, musical festivals where you'll see the Red Hot Chili Peppers followed by, well, Katy Cocktease and her boobs-in-latex bubblegum pop, or our favorite Caribbean hottie, Rihanna, virtually friggin' herself on stage. I guess if you have enough to drink, it all seems quite fine, and fun, and the ladies are no doubt hot, though Katy should have the decency to throw in at least one wardrobe malfunction if people are actually going to pay to hear her sing.

Next year, in Rio. Enjoy.

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MUST OGLE: Katy Cocktease Tongues Her Pulpy Bits Down Rio Way

September 23, 2011 @ 12:16 pm
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
Katy Perry Tongues Her Glass
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Leave it to our dear and hot friend Katy Cocktease to devise new and completely un-nekkid ways to cause pain in the bejeweled region of all man-kind. The top of the charts pop diva is down Rio way to push her catchy tunes to the good and decent people of Brazil, and to make the oral sexy with their stemware it would seem. Now, it is beneath even us to say that we're jealous of a glass, but, well, yeah. Enjoy.

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Maud on Music: Understanding The Tease (VIDEOS)

September 20, 2011 @ 10:18 am
Maud on Music: Understanding the Tease

It’s comforting to think that there’s some kind of science that goes into making a successful song, the mysteriously complex composition of music that makes a lot of people like listening to something, as opposed to the purely random voodoo of artistic success. But, the fact remains, for every 'guaranteed success' in popular music, there are a million stories of letdowns and underwhelming reception by the music consuming public. Sure, marketing plays a significant role in modern music, but the fact remains, the music business is most definitely a crapshoot.

One year ago, Capitol Records released Teenage Dream, the seminal Katy Perry album. It debuted at #1 on the Billboard Top 200 and in the subsequent 53 weeks, has never left the Top 40. Recently, Katy Perry became the only female artist to have five singles from one record reach #1 on the Top 100, tied with Michael Jackson, who had five singles off of Bad in 1987. Last week, Capitol announced that they would be releasing a sixth Teenage Dream single, “The One That Got Away,” which, if the Dream juggernaut jeeps chugging along, would make Perry the only artist in the history of the Billboard charts with six #1 hits off of one album.
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READER FINDS: Katy Cocktease Outtakes, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Karen Carreno Colombian Hot, Mo’ Mo’ Holly Peers MoMos, Rosie Huntington-Whitely Artsy Topless, and Jessa Hinton Bunny Nekkid

 
September 16, 2011 @ 11:20 am
Katy Perry Outtakes from Maxim Magazine
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Oh, you wicked raunchy perverted readers, you. How we adore your dirty minds, and, more to the point, your fruit-filled contributions to the sextastic pot we call Egotastic! It's a menagerie of the mostly nekkid this week in Reader Finds, including Katy Cocktease in some newly released, of course, teasy outtakes from Maxim, Candice Swanepoel flashing her swane poles, Colombian Supermodel Karen Carreno so super hot, more delicious ripe funbags from Holly Peers, even more found topless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Jessa Hinton

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Katy Cocktease Does What She Does Best In Cosmo Down Under

September 14, 2011 @ 11:50 am
Katy Perry in Cosmo Australia
Katy Perry in Cosmo Australia
Katy Perry in Cosmo Australia
Katy Perry in Cosmo Australia
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I'll say this for Katy Cocktease, I say it unabashedly, she's one sextastic craptastic pop diva. The frustration lies in the manner in which she works those amazing Katy-melons to utter financial perfection, without ever flashing the full goods. Featured in this month's Down Under version of Cosmopolitan, the brunette bombshell once again highlights her funbags in a couple little tops certain to make you scream aloud, 'Dammit, Katy Cocktease, show us your boobs!' At least, that's a phrase heard yelled round these parts in frustration twice or thrice a day. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Erin McNaught Topless, Katie Cleary Full Monty, Katy Cocktease The Early Boob Years, Pippa Black Butt Cheek, Rosie Huntington Whiteley Melons, and Tabrett Bethell Nekkid Movie Stills

 
September 2, 2011 @ 11:04 am
Erin McNaught Topless Photoshoot
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As summer draws to its sort of close to inevitable end, you blessed readers have only ramped up your sextacular contributions to the bubbling cauldron of communal perversion we call Egotastic! Watching you all walk up the steps to Thulsa Doom to deliver your nekkid offerings, it's really a sight that can bring an old man to tears.

This week's Reader Finds includes a double dose of naughty Aussie Neighbours in Erin McNaught and Pippa Black, Katie Cleary topless bathing, Katy Cocktease in the early boob teasing days, Rosie Huntington-Whitely in perhaps the greatest Pirelli Calendar moment ever, and finishing up back Down Under with Tabrett Bethell flashing beaver in The Clinic.

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Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

August 28, 2011 @ 6:42 pm
Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead List of Hotties at 2011 MTV VMA's
Maria Menounos at the 2011 MTV Music Video Awards
Britney Spears at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
Katy Cocktease at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
Zoe Saldana at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
Katy Cocktease at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
Vanessa Hudgens at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
Vanessa Hudgens at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
J-Woww at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards
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(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

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