- Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, might be worth fake proposing to. (HuffPo)
- Rooney Mara gets her nipples pierced. (FoxNews)
- Katie Holmes at the Mission Impossible 4 premiere. (TheSuperficial)
- Paula Patton looked good at the premiere too. (Celebuzz)
- Santa over-delivered this year. (TheChive)
- Eva Mendes waking up Christmas morning. (GossipCop)
- Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens go to market. (GossipCenter)
Katie Holmes leggy Late Show visit. (GossipCenter)
Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. (HuffPo)
Is Kate Middleton knocked up? (FoxNews)
Mike Tyson channels Herman Cain. (TMZ)
Carey Mulligan is getting full frontal. (theFABlife)
This makes me cringe. (CollegeHumor)
Eva Longoria in tight black pants. (Popoholic)
I can't say I'm really looking forward to Adam Sandler's next bit of 'didn't seem to try to hard' to make a film Jack and Jill, which looks like a really bad movie that might have only been sort of kind of bad twenty years ago when having the split screen of one dude playing himself and a twin was kind of novel in itself. One positive thing to come out of a comedy film opening -- the premiere, where everybody is in smiles, including Katie Holmes with whom I am still madly passionately in lust, having wanted to biologically flood her creek since the Dawson days, and now that she's been put behind the Xenu-patterned walls, for some reason find her even more attractive, like a Stepford-hottie in need of some de-programming, man-style.
Perhaps I'm projecting, but Katie in a flashy (for her) top and a seductive little smile, it's enough to get me wanting to see more Holmes. Enjoy.
Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)
Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)
I'd like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)
Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)
First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde. Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)
Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)
You be the judge on just how much raspberry the former Dawson's Creek star was flashing beneath her pumpkin costume on last night's How I Met Your Mother.
(Thanks to EgoFan 'Tom O' for this split second catch!)
Bar Refaeli + Cameron Diaz + Naomi Campbell = The Dream. (GossipCenter)
The controversial Rihanna video that was too hot for an Irish farmer. (HuffPo)
Scarlett Johansson was a nagging wife. (FoxNews)
Let's all stare down Katie Holmes shirt. (TheSuperficial)
Stacy Kiebler taped up boobage. (Popoholic)
Nordic ice skating hottie, Kiira Korpi. (TheChive)
Jessica Alba goes shopping for pumpkins. (theFABlife)
Check out Diana Falzone covering New York ComicCon. (Paltalk)
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Egotastic
Katie Holmes Hotness Will Jingle Your Family Jewels
Oh, Katie, how your minders are going to freak out over this.
Katie Holmes went off the hotness charts for of all reasons, a jewelry company advertisements, showing more of her innate sextastic appeal than we've seen in quite some time, causing Tom Cruise to divert his submarine from beneath the Antarctic Ocean where he's researching alien splash landings and return to home base to try and seal off his wife's sexuality before it gets too far.
I don't care what anybody else says about Katie Holmes (okay, I care a little), this woman has got the power of female allure still buried deep inside of her, past the point where Xenu can see, and, every now and then, we still get to see it shine, and it's spectacular. Enjoy.