Egotastic
I must admit, the only city-specific periodicals I peruse are the ones that contain coupons for chili-cheese fries or ads with dudes bartering guitar lessons for massages, only after midnight, natch. But when I heard L.A. magazine had photos of Kate Beckinsale, hot damn, that's better than greasy fries or a massage from a dude named Dustin who swears he likes chicks.
Kate Beckinsale is so hot I could read her parking tickets and become aroused. So even a simply hot photoshoot is going to have me in some kind of libidinal spasms for the next eleven to seventeen minutes. Such is her mighty power. Enjoy.
Kate Beckinsale Punches Jessica Biel in ‘Total Recall’ HD Trailer (VIDEO)
We're still almost four months away from the second Kate Beckinsale beating the crap out of things in a skintight outfit action flick of the year, Total Recall, the remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger starring film of about two decades ago (wherein Arnie started to get his first post-marriage extra-marital bangs in with co-star Rachel Ticotin, but that's another story for another day).
For today we celebrate what looks like it may be a kick-ass movie, including a kick-ass duel between Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel, previewed ever so briefly, but tantalizingly so, in this HD trailer for Total Recall. Check it out, then, we must wait. Which sucks. Enjoy.
JESSICA BIEL WAS ONCE NAMED SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
AND KATE BECKINSALE HAS EARNED THAT TITLE BEFORE AS WELL