Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale Ever So Awesomely Hot at Spanish Premiere of ‘Underworld’

January 25, 2012 @ 12:20 pm
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
Kate Beckinsale Underworld: Awakening Photo Call in Madrid
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Granted, we were not big fans of Underworld Awakening, kind of like a video game but you're not playing, just watching. Meh. But, what we are forever monster fans of is Kate Beckinsale uber-sextastic, again on display in Madrid last night at the Spanish premiere of her new film. That body in that dress, oofdah, we just want to make oh so many babies with this MILF-extraordinaire.

Is it actually possible to be any hotter than Kate Beckinsale? We can only hope there comes a day when we find out. Enjoy.

OKAY, SO KATE SMOKES, BUT SHE MAKES EVEN THAT KIND OF HOT
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One Word Movie Reviews: UNDERWORLD AWAKENING

January 20, 2012 @ 2:50 pm
One Word Movie Reviews: UNDERWORLD AWAKENING

Sucky.

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Kate Beckinsale Ever Hot, Pimping Underworld at L.A. Premiere

January 20, 2012 @ 9:28 am
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
Kate Beckinsale Underworld Awakening Premiere
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The day has finally arrived. And while our cinematic expectations are tempered for Underworld Awakening, our sextastic expectations of the uber-hottie Kate Beckinsale in tight lycra Lycan-killing wardrobe is already off the charts. (Be sure to check out our One Word Movie Review for the film later today). Kate certainly tore it up classy style at last night's L.A. premiere at the Grauman's Theater. Stylish yum.

KATE SO HOT IN UNDERWORLD EVOLUTIONS; HAS US FIRED UP FOR AWAKENINGS
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It's not fair to say Kate Beckinsale stands alone in the MILF category, but she certainly stands near the front of the line, preferably with her rear in skin tight pants facing toward us like a glowing beacon of carnal opportunity. Such a super fine mama. Enjoy.
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Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos; It’s Like Heaven Made a Hottie Sandwich and Went Looking For Some Meat

January 17, 2012 @ 10:25 am
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos Extra Interview at The Grove
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Nothing to look at here, just Kate Beckinsale and Maria Menounos hanging out on a balcony making me wish I had climbing skills that hadn't peaked at age six. I'd scale that trellis like a cat chasing a mouse, because a pussy on a mission is one trellis climbing beast.

The only question is which way to turn upon landing; deciding between Kate and Maria is a dilemma of monumental proportions. Enjoy.

KISS ME, KATE
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KISS ME EVEN LOWER, MARIA
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Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba: Wicked Hot Moms Invade Golden Globes Press Room

January 15, 2012 @ 9:03 pm
Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
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Holy faptastic! Just imagine this three-headed-hottie celebrity sextastic as co-presidents of  your PTA. School would most definitely be in session.

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba were three of the super hot moms who commanded respect, and some awkward moments for male members of the press trying to hide their, well, members, as these ridiculously sexy women parades through during the 2012 Golden Globe Awards tonight.

It' almost unfathomable to imagine these three women gracing the same podium, but it's quite fathomable for me to imagine being that lucky microphone they pursed their lips up against. Damn you, lucky microphone! In my next life, perhaps. Enjoy.

Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Jessica Alba Smoking Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Kate Beckinsale Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Kate Beckinsale Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
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Kate Beckinsale Hot Pimping Not One, But Two Movies on Letterman

January 11, 2012 @ 1:57 pm
Oh, Mama
 Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
Kate Beckinsale Late Show with David Letterman
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The next 10 days are going to be quite awesome. No, just not just because I finally got an Amazon Local coupon for intimate area manscaping, but because we have not one, but two Kate Beckinsale cinematic premieres. Contraband this Friday with Marky Mark, and even more highly anticipated perhaps by Egotastic!/Beckinsale lovers everywhere, Underworld Awakening, where Kate will be flipping in skintight latex body suits.

The continuously highly rated hottie MILF took to Letterman to promote her twin cinematic experiences and remind the world just how hot she is and so very worth your $10. Enjoy.

KATE BECKINSALE IS NEVER NOT HOT; IT'S SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE
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Kate Beckinsale Fires Up the Hot Hot Heat in Angeleno Magazine

January 3, 2012 @ 10:31 am
Kate Beckinsale Angeleno Magazine Photoshoot
Kate Beckinsale Angeleno Magazine Photoshoot
Kate Beckinsale Angeleno Magazine Photoshoot
Kate Beckinsale Angeleno Magazine Photoshoot
Kate Beckinsale Angeleno Magazine Photoshoot
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Two weeks from Friday I can tell you exactly where I'll be sitting. That's right, our first highly anticipated sextastic celebrity film of the year, Underworld: Awakening, featuring our belustable Kate Beckinsale in stretched tight lycra fabrics over her vamp hot body. It's going to be a win either way.

In promo prep for the film, the delicious Brit shows off her classy hotness in this month's Angeleno magazine, proving once again, that amazing looking women look amazing, even when you have to put in the mind-time imagining taking off their clothing. It's worth it. Enjoy.

SEXY SEXY KATE BECKINSALE, JUST EPIC FINE
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