Jordana Brewster

Jordana Brewster Should Never Not Wear Shorts

June 2, 2011 @ 10:15 am
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
Jordana Brewster Walks Her Perfect Legs Around Beverly Hills
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I must admit, long time exotic brunette crush Jordana Brewster had some serious competition in Fast 5 for hottest girl on the screen; still, I'd never turn down an extended opportunity to leer, ogle, and even shave and or bathe in milk her delicious legs, from toe to, well, after hours spots. Even though this sextastic actress tends to disappear for long stretches between films, her hot body and lust-inducing leg limbs will be forever etched upon my retinal cones; long, lanky, toned -- plumb. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster Bikini Photoshoot Behind the Scenes with Maxim (VIDEO)

April 14, 2011 @ 10:40 am
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
Jordana Brewster Maxim Photoshoot
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Fast Five can't come out fast enough. I miss me my Jordana Brewster something awful since seeing her pictorial spread in Maxim last week. Now, with this fuller look behind the scenes of that photoshoot, I find myself wanting even more. I'm not sure where she goes between movie jobs, but I wish it were my backyard, around my inflatable pool, wearing nothing but a tiny bikini and a salacious smile, waiting for me to suntan the spots she can't reach. I'd dislocate my left shoulder as needed to apply a greasy, yet sun protecting slather to the sexy half-Latina hottie. Fast Five. Bring it on. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster Bikini Furious in Maxim

April 5, 2011 @ 11:57 am
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
Jordana Brewster in Maxim Magazine
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A few more weeks now until Fast Five hits the theaters and I find myself kind of geeked. Not necessarily to just see Vin Diesel and Paul Walker try to out-man-husky-gravel-voice each other, or even the anticipated wicked car rides, but, for the return of the seemingly hidden Jordana Brewster, who we just never see nearly enough. Thankfully, the pimpmeisters behind the film got Jordana on publicity duty, which entailed a super hot swimsuit photo spread for our friends at Maxim. Hot new Jordana Brewster bikini pictures. Now, that's furious (what's going to happen fast is strictly my own business). Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster Bikini Pictures Gear Up For Fast and Furious

November 4, 2010 @ 11:07 am
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There was this older kid on our block growing up, Mames Fortunado, who disappeared during high school. He didn't runaway or wasn't accused of any crime like the Fugitive, he just... poof... disappeared. If you asked Mames' mom, she'd confirm with a nod that Mames just 'done disappeared'. Three years to the day, Mames returns, without a word or warning, and he looks like a new man. New 'do, designer clothes, his teen skin cleared up. Mames' mom told the entire block that 'Mames had undisappeared' and that was the end of discussion. We were warned that asking any additional questions would be considered beyond rude. The Mames tale became near legendary on our block, to the point that any time somebody was inexplicably absent, he'd be listed as 'gone Mames'

I really thought Jordana Brewster had gone Mames, but she's undisappeared, in a big bikini way, on the beaches of Rio, preparing her body for the upcoming Fast and Furious number five I think we're on now. We haven't see Jordana Brewster in, well, just about forever, but she doesn't appear to have lost a step in the hotness of mind, body, and soul department. It's a wonderful thing when sexy celebrities reappear on the Egotastic! landscape, like a heavenly blessing answered with boobs and butts. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster Heats Up in Maxim

April 16, 2009 @ 11:38 am

Once upon a time, Jordana Brewster was the next "Hollywood It Girl." Then, like all other It Girls, she disappeared, never to be seen again, except for on the red carpet of every B Movie premiere. Well, now Jordana is back, and in a big time movie, too (but it's Fast and Furious, so it's not a real movie). Good news is, she's still looking really hot. At least after all the Photoshopping. Anyway, here she is in Maxim magazine, which it has been pointed out to me is not going out of print. Who knew!?

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