Egotastic
When I was a kid growing up, we boys used to sneak around to the estate home that lied somewhere at the end of town, yes, our town had an actual end, and it was basically marked by the beginning of cars without Bondo holding them together, that's when you knew the beginning of the nicer neighboring town was beginning. But somehow this estate home got on the wrong side of the tracks, but on the right of our lust-filled pubescent hearts as it was home to the truly MILFtastic Ms. Danmeyer, whose daily routine consisted of half-dressing in Olivia Newton John 80's inspired get ups and sweating to the oldies on her patio where we could see her bodacious body from our hidden perch up on the elm tree outside her home. We bought some Twinkies and some warm 3.2 % beer up that elm and just made a day out of it.
I can't help but remember the tantalizing Ms. Danmeyer when peering at Jordan Carver in her 'rich bitch' pictorial, featuring the ridiculously well-endowed Jordan in the role of the bodacious and saucy trophy wife, flashing her body as she sips expensive champagne poolside. I'm quite certain Jordan would've made me fall hard from that elm tree, I mean, fall, hard, from that tree, and hurt myself in ways that would be truly embarrassing to repeat in front of even my doctor. But it's be worth it just the same. Enjoy.
Jordan Carver, A Horse, And Very Little Clothing: It’s Like My Dream Bachelor Party
Should some lucky young lass (with family money and low to moderately low self-esteem) ever convince my hand in marriage, I do plan to blow it out big time with the bachelor party, if not just for the cliche value, but for the opportunity to take my final ride on the roller coaster with the sign that says, 'No Married Men Allowed'. And it might involve farm animals.
Now PETA, please, hold your horses, as it were. I'm not suggesting any type of Leviticus-busting interaction of the species, but if you've ever been to Don Pedro's Backroom in Tijuana, you have a deep appreciation for what happens when the working girls start working at the circus.
But enough about my own demented life, for this spectacular pictorial of the busty and boobtastic Jordan Carver making a leering horse all kinds of happy as she slowly stripped off her undersized top for a little handbra action, well, it kind of made me see the positive side of animal husbandry. For even beast in the field knows the site of some amazing HH chest puppies when he sees them, and can a solid mounting be far behind? Enjoy.
JORDAN CARVER MAKES THE SIMPLE INTO THE SIMPLY BOOBTASTIC