Joanna Krupa

READER FINDS: Alessandra Ambrosio Preggo Covered Nekkid, Natascha McElhone Actually Nekkid, Michelle Hunziker Topless, and Much Much More…

 

What can be said of the group efforts each week by our Readers to assemble and share some of the finest fineries without much clothes on the web? Well, the words 'awesome' and 'blessed' and 'laudable' come to mind, along with 'raunchtastic' and 'fleshy-funned' and 'pimpalicious', and when you combine the two you have the perfect description of our award-winning weekly Reader Finds, like a holy offering to the gods of the sextastic.

This week's Reader Finds includes Natascha McElhone fully nekkid, Michelle Hunizker sans bikini top, Jennifer Love Hewitt fully plumped out cleavetastic, Emmerdale's Adele Silva missing her bikini top, Alessandra Ambrosio preggo covered topless hot, Alison Haislip outtake heaven, Christina Ricci topless on film, Estella Warren nekkid swimming, Imogen Thomas sextastic tennis, Joanna Krupa bikini slippage, Joanna Lundback black and white and hot all over, Julianna Gill racktastic in Friday the 13th, Katy Perry almost dress fall, and an assortment of some of our fave glamour models going Girl on Girl in a very special pictorial.

It's so many boobs, I dare you to count!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Top For the Bump, Set, and Spike of Our Loins

We do so dig Chi-town hottie Joanna Krupa, on our top ten list of hottest Polish-Americans and our top five list of girls we'd like to lay nekkid with in a bear skin run during a multiple day power outage in our anonymously rented cabin in the woods of Northern Michigan with no other means of survival save for constant, torrid, making of the sexy. That is quite a list.

When we heard there was going to be a volleyball game composed of model hotties down in Miami (and why not compose such a game?) and that Joanna Krupa would be spiking balls across the sand, well, our own personal set of Mikasas got all warm and tingly with anticipation of seeing Joanna in her bikini top, getting sweaty, as she will someday soon in that bear skin. And she did not disappoint. So wonderfully windy-city hot. We do lust. Enjoy.

Oh, did we happen to mention that super hottie and our up and coming sensation pick of 2012, Nina Agdal, was also in attendance at the celeb hottie volleyball game? Yes, I know, we weren't invited either.

Joanna Krupa Wicked Hot, Half-Dressed, and Bendable In Her Place

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Dayum. As if we didn't have enough growing pains as a direct result of the faptastic delight that is known as Joanna Krupa, the Windy City polski hottie who just seems to outdo herself with each and every appearance.

Today is no different.

The good and decent hot-woman adoring folks at Esquire have once again pulled off a pictorial mini-masterpiece by combining the excellence in eye-candy known as Joanna Krupa, with their sensational feature, 'Me in My Place', wherein sexy celebrities get snapped in what is supposed to be their living quarters, though clearly not, but that's all kind of irrelevant because they get all undressed and bend and lay across the boudoir furnishings like we always imagine they must in the privacy of their own homes. Because, let's be real, if you looked like Joanna Krupa, you too would spend a lot of time in your panties bending and stretching in front of the mirror.

Personally, I'd never leave the bathtub, but that's another matter entirely. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Joanna Krupa Poking Hot, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless, Lauren Pope Nekkid, and Much More….

 

Our final Reader Finds of 2011. Spill some naughtiness for our fallen readers. 

Through the entire year, our favorite horde of gentlemen (and lady) oglers we call the amazing Egotastic! have fed our communal need for celebrity skin like so much hot slop into the upscale pig's trough. It's been a truly remarkable airlift of the asstastic, a bushel of boobtastic, and, always, a saving grace of the sextastic. So, hail, you readers.

Today's Reader Finds includes Joanna Krupa smoking and poking hot in a Josh Ryan photoshoot, Rosie Huntington-Whitely artsy and topless in a Rankin photoshoot, TOWIE reality star Lauren Pope nekkid for The Bunny, Aida Yespica calendar sultry topless, Johanna Lundback doing what she does best in lingerie and swimsuits, Adriana Lima 'wicked' weirdly hot, and a strange nekkid song bird in Amanda Palmer getting inked. 

Joanna Krupa Drops a Generous Amount of Sexy on the Pages of FHM Germany

Joanna Krupa, thy name is hotness.

Featured in FHM Germany, the Windy City girl flashed boobtastic and body for benefit of man-kind, and that bottom of hers, it's the kind of distraction that has been driving ships into shores throughout the ages (and by 'ships' and 'shores', I think you know what I'm talking about). Despite remaining somewhat under the U.S. radar, Joanna Krupa is most definitely making a play for hottie of the year with her latest public works. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Covered Topless and Hot for FHM South Africa

When I think of Joanna Krupa, I think of the two of us out on a long sea voyage on the H.M.S. Egotastic!, the six-foot dinghy we purchased slashed borrowed without asking from Gretchen's dad when he was Ambien-walking one night and said 'Yes' to every question. I would paddle with the one rusty oar, as Joanna Krupa would lay in a tiny bikini, soaking up the sun, perhaps taking it all of to even out her town as we made our way around the Cape and into oceans beyond. Obviously, there would be much making of the sexy, as much as could be had in a tiny patch-covered leaking rubber inflatable, so, you know a lot.

These Joanna Krupa covered topless and swimsuit pictures from the current edition of FHM South Africa just blows away the libido part of my mind, essentially the entirety therein, with thoughts of how nice it would be to be stranded at sea with this hot-bodied Windy City model. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Bendable, Joanna Krupa Nekkid, Britney Spears Upskirt, Poppy Montgomery Topless, and Belen Rodriguez Asstastic

 

We literally have the best readers on the Internet. I'm not kidding, we've done some scientific research and you guys turn out to be the smartest, classiest, perv-hiding men and women online in any forum. You can't knock science. Of course, I've well-known this fact without any need for computer calculations; I can just sense awesome, most especially when it comes in the form of your amazing contributions to our communal pot o' hot celebrity stank ala our weekly Reader Finds.

This week's contributions from with-out include a naughty new glimpse at Taylor Momsen up to some old body tricks, Joanna Krupa sweet and classically nekkid, Britney Spears this past week flashing some fun looking panties, a topless investigation of Poppy Montgomery, and an homage to the super fine butt belonging to Belen Rodriguez.