Oh, nevermind, Halle Berry. (HuffPo)
There's more to love with these girls. (FoxNews)
Megan Fox new movie. (GossipCenter)
Mayra Suarez very hot in very little clothes. (Popoholic)
Francesca Frigo in a pink, string bikini. (TMZ)
Jessie J in a completely see-through dress. (Celebuzz)
This hottie's a lotta bit country. (TheChive)
(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)
30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.
Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.
Kim Kardashian shows some midriff. (HuffPo)
Jessie J stepping up the sexiness. (Celebuzz)
A hot cougar painted like a tiger. (SocialiteLife)
Miss USA parties too much. (FoxNews)
Shania Twain and Taylor Swift go over the edge. (GossipCenter)
Paris Hilton isn't impressed with Weiner. (PopEater)
Stacy Keibler see-through shirt. (DrunkenStepfather)
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READER FINDS: Jessie J Nipple Slip, Taylor Momsen Upskirts, Cindy Crawford Topless, and Much Much More…
We have arrived at my personal favorite time of the week. No, not Backwashed Fudgesicle Hour at Egotastic! That's not for three more hours yet. But that time each week when we as a community spend our fifth weekday of toil, together in the fields of the sextastic, harvesting the finest that Hottieville has to offer as gleaned by our fabulous readers, the most educated celebrity site readers on the web I might add once more.
This weeks Reader Finds includes a screencapped Jessie J nip slip, a series of Taylor Momsen panties peeks up her concert dress, a classic look back at Cindy Crawford topless on the runway, a second look at the double sets of Silvia Irabien who we saw earlier this week in Playboy, a second look at the now completely bare boobtastic of Monika Pietrasinska who we saw lingerie clad earlier this week, Nicki Minaj being all kinds of Minajesque, German phenom Sophia Thomalla baring her Bavarians, a higher def look at Zoe Saldana in the shower, a bonus leer at Carly Craig topless, Diane Lane just looking mesmerizing, and Jordan Carver in some classic Jordan Carver posing. It's all good, very good.