The NFL has the college ranks. MLB, the minor leagues. And sexy celebrities' Hottieville has the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party, the magazine's annual event to honor the future ogle-worthy candidates of Tinsel Town Tomorrow, featuring the younger celebs just breaking it on a show or two or three today, guaranteed (not quite) to be on your futures sextastic list come age of legal tender and such.
Though not technically a teen any longer, Sarah Hyland wins my prize (and my lower heart lust strings) for hottie of the evening, a veritable red carpet of coming of age genetic superiors that included Christa Allen, Claire Holt, Hailee Steinfeld, Jessica Lowndes, Megan Park, Rachel Fox, and Stella Hudgens (Vanessa's younger sister). Remember these names if you do not know them yet; you will be seeing much of all of them in the coming years I highly suspect. Enjoy.
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Jessica Lowndes Flashes Some ‘Ship of the Desert’ After Sweaty Yoga Workout
Oh, lycra stretchpants, how you give and give.
90210 TV starlet Jessica Lowndes joined the rest of the celebrity hottie community in Miami this week, the sextastic brunette taking some time out of holiday celebration to hit the Bikram yoga studio where they crank the temperatures up to one bazillion degrees so that the entire facility turns into one foot and body order hotbox. On the upside, there is the blood racing sweat. Which did lead Jessica Lowndes to embark looking all kinds of hot and bothered and what appears to be slightly swollen in her nether regions, flashing what appears to be the toe o' the camel sneaking out from beneath her stretchpants seam.
We'd probably need CSI Miami to get us the real skinny, or, puffy, as it were. Enjoy.
JESSICA LOWNDES HOTNESS; ALMOST SLIP AND SHOW