Egotastic
I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).
FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:
10. Emily Atack 9. Mila Kunis 8. Keeley Hazell 7. Megan Fox 6. Katy Perry 5. Georgia Salpa 4. Rosie Jones 3. Rihanna 2. Cheryl Cole 1. Tulisa Contostavlos
Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?
Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.
Egotastic! CSI: Is This Jessica Jane-Clement Topless Prior to Her Boob Job? (VIDEO)
Occasionally we get a little mystery to solve. And when those mysteries involve sweet hot mostly nekkid women, well, we just have to share those unsolved riddles with you.
EgoReader 'DAK' wonders whether or not this unmarked, attached video is actually that of super Britty sextastic model and reality show personality, Jessica-Jane Clement, in some younger days, prior to her chestal expansion by way of implants. It certainly looks like her, but hard to say for certain not being JJC doctoral candidates. Naturally, 'DAK' has bet his 'left nut' on being right about this, so what say you, Egotastic! audience -- does he keep the family jewels entirely intact?