Jessica Alba

Phero-Moan

Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton dressed as hot models for Halloween. (GossipCenter)

Scarlett Johansson finally talks about her leaked pictures. (HuffPo)

Bikini-clad chicks doing their part for their country. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan parties amongst the dead. (TMZ)

A good natured prank. (CollegeHumor)

Sara Jean Underwood is in her element. (DrunkenStepfather)

Jessica Alba sexy cat costume aint exactly original, but she still looks hot. (Popoholic)

MILFtastic Jessica Alba Leads Cast of Hotties Dolled Up for Ralph Lauren Event

When Oprah hosts an event, you can count on sextastic female celebrity invites. Let's face it, Oprah knows hot tail. So when the Big O put on some fancy shindig to honor Ralph Lauren who I guess deserves honoring for inventing Polo for Men, which at least provides a clear marker for identifying dudes you shouldn't be friends with that much easier, well, the list of hotties was deep.

Led by the returned-to-former hotness glory, Jessica Alba and her newly engorged mama boobs, the event also featured the ogle-worthiness of Camilla Belle, who you only see like once a month, but also looks amazing, V.S. model Lily Aldridge who occasionally takes breaks from banging that dude from Kings of Leon to get all formally hot, Uma Thurman, who like Lily we hardly see these days, but was flashing her still fine body, and Naomi Watts, another veteran hottie gone mostly underground these days, but just blows me away with her sexiness whenever she hits the town (we even added some extra pictures of Naomi headed to tape Jimmy Fallon the day of, because, well just because she's looking great). Enjoy.

Three-Way to Heaven

Bar Refaeli + Cameron Diaz + Naomi Campbell = The Dream. (GossipCenter)

The controversial Rihanna video that was too hot for an Irish farmer. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson was a nagging wife. (FoxNews)

Let's all stare down Katie Holmes shirt. (TheSuperficial)

Stacy Kiebler taped up boobage. (Popoholic)

Nordic ice skating hottie, Kiira Korpi. (TheChive)

Jessica Alba goes shopping for pumpkins. (theFABlife)

Check out Diana Falzone covering New York ComicCon. (Paltalk)

Battle Boobs And iPhones: Serinda Swan vs. Jessica Alba

Well, don't you know, the corporate man wants us to talk some more tech here on Egotastic!, so, here's my review of the vastly underrated hottie Serinda Swan from Breakout Kings and uber-classic now MILFtastic boobed Jessica Alba, working their important business on their iPhones.

A real tough call here tech wise, Serinda does seem to be exhibiting the brand new iPhone 4s, with the state of the art voice activation features that pushes the 'Weather' app button for you with just six simple steps of verbal instructions and confirmation. Also, Serinda flashes some delightful cleavage and a bra peek to boot. That's pretty top notch.

Meanwhile, Jessica Alba might be using an older model iPhone, perhaps even the one she just might have taken nekkid photos of her last-time pregnant self with, but she is finally showing off the engorged milkers, which is certainly a nice feature to have in a phone, err, sextastic celebrity.

So hard to choose really, but I'm going to have to say Alba, with the legacy phone, just because I give props to motherhood and she's richer. Tech talk, out. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Finally Giving a Glimpse into the Magically Magnified Mammaries

If you got 'em, flaunt 'em. That's what I always say, usually right before getting a good smack to the grill from an offended lady.

You knew eventually even mama-bear Jessica Alba would start wanting some notice of the bodily kind, a couple months now after producing her latest offspring, the uber-hot thespianic and model just can't deny the gifts that Mother Nature gave her to share with this ogling public. This is Step One in the road to body-sharing recovery, just a hint of cleavage. As yoga and Pilates classes continue, we will be expecting more, much more.

The likes of Miranda Kerr and Ali Larter have set the bar for MILFtastic recovery quite high this year, but we know you are up to the challenge. Heavy skin by Christmas, Jessica. Enjoy.

You’re in Good Hands

Holly Madison insures her boobage. (FoxNews)

Kendall Jenner and other hot younger sisters of Hollywood. (HuffPo)

Jessica Alba looks busty in a green dress. (Celebuzz)

Why not stare at Katy Perry for a little while? (Idolator)

Salma Hayek is the queen of cleavage. (Popoholic)

Awesome spy gadgets that really exist. (Cracked)

Want to date Jennifer Lopez? (GossipCop)

Even Frumpy, Jessica Alba and Her New Mom Boobs Can’t Stop Being Sexy

Oh, Jessica Alba, MILF nonpareil, you can start dressing like a suburban mom all you want, there's no way to hide the milky radiation from within, from leaking out to us oglers. First off, you're just super hot, some girls would be happy with this situation, in fact, most would kill for it. Second, the new bouncy flouncy mama boobs, they're just spectacular and without some serious new fencing, there's no way you're hiding those fluffed up flesh puppies from the gaze of even the most amateur leerer.

So, go ahead, Jessica, skip the flashy flashing outfits for now, but don't think a billion and one men out there aren't imagining a very private Mommy & Me class with you right about now. Enjoy.