Egotastic
No, I don't know what the hell is going on here. If you can explain why Jennifer Love Hewitt is playing tennis in a bikini and high heels with awful pancake makeup on her face, I'm all ears. I thought she was on vacation in Hawaii, but she may also be doing a commercial or something. Though that still doesn't help these Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures make any sense at all. It also doesn't explain why she looks like a wet cat.
Also, why doesn't she look like she's having any fun? And why aren't there any shots of her bending over to pick up the tennis balls? And why is her ass still so big?
Jennifer Love Hewitt was a Playboy Bunny for Halloween
Okay, so, this is basically the only sexy celebrity Halloween costume of the year, and there's just one picture. But what a picture! Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Bunny, and all the magnificent cleavage that goes along with that is probably the greatest costume ever. Well, except for maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt as a nudist. Anyway, I'm serious about the whole total and complete lack of Halloween sexiness this year. I don't know if it's the recession, or if all the celebrities' sex drives have been numbed by all that botox, but whatever's going on, they've got 363 days to fix the problem.