Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Brings Veteran MILFtastic Heat to Swimsuit Photoshoot

Jennifer Lopez and her twenty-something backup dancer rebound fling boyfriend were in Miami where J-Lo showed that she still got it going on as she posed in a white swimsuit pimping something or other in a commercial shoot on a hotel balcony, thankfully within range of telescopic lenses.

And while J-Lo these days seems to be tiring of her post-divorce rebound fling with the dude named Casper (who is still driving her Bentley by the way), at 40+ she shows no signs of slowing down the personal hotness train as the sextastic Latina diva and American Idol judge showed the front side and a bit of the backside that made us fall in love with her body of music in the first place. Enjoy.

What to Expect When ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’ Hits the Theaters (Hide!)

It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying. 

May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.

That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film. 

Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Bikini Battle and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Lilo vs Paris Bikinis
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Ave, Maria!
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Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)

Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she's hot, and that's damn hot. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)

Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)

Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)

Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)

Hot chests, fuzzy tops....sweater kitten time! (TheChive)

Gabrielle Union Big Globes and Other Things to Ogle

Globes
Gabrielle Union looking hot in pink. Read More »
Hottest Ever?
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time. Read More »
Sports Gal
Bonnie-Jill Laflin puts the fantasy in fantasy league. Read More »

- Is Rainey Qualley Hollywood's hottest daughter? (HuffPo)

- Bonnie-Jill Laflin, hot ESPN chick. (FoxNews)

- Is Jennifer Aniston the hottest woman of all time? (GossipCenter)

- Gabrielle Union looking super fine. (Celebuzz)

- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs try to save their school. (CollegeHumor)

- New movie with Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Anna Kendrick. (TheFABlife)

- The hottest sex scenes of the year. (Ranker)

Kristin Cavallari Opens Up and Other Things to Ogle

Grand Opening
Hot celeb gathering in Hollywood Read More »
Leggy Lea
Lea Michele done up for Tonight Show Read More »
Ball Drop
Jessica Biel at the NYC premiere of New Year's Eve Read More »

- Jennifer Lopez kicks asstastic on the beach. (HuffPo)

- Erin Andrews is cashing in on peephole video. (FoxNews)

- Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and other hot celebs. (GossipCenter)

- Lea Michele leggy on Leno. (Celebuzz)

- Jessica Biel looks damn fine in a dress. (DrunkenStepfather)

Shailene Woodley is an up and coming hottie. (LaineyGossip)

- Geri Halliwell sexes up the other side of the pond. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lopez Works the Skin-Tight Dress Down Peru Way

Noche Oscura en Lima being one of my favorite teen mystery books in my second language (as if I have a first), I'll not soon forget my desire to learn more about the good and wonderful people of Peru, aided and assisted today by the MILFtastic and freshly single Jennifer Lopez doing a tour of the Sudamericana nation in the advanced selling of something or other. Looking like mother sun gone sextastic, the Latina singer and TV personality caused quite a stir in her bright yellow skin tight dress flashing some truly spectacular cleavage and asstastic moments south of the equator.

Every time Jennifer Lopez bends over in a tight skirt, an angel gets his wings sticky. Es verdad

Heidi Klum, Jennifer Lopez, and Jessica Alba A-List Holiday Hottie Pimstress Duty

Sure, we make fun of the B-Listers for making their weekend Vegas runs to pimp out the various sponsored nightclub events, but let's be financially honest, even the top of the celebrity charts are serving as eye-candy for dollars this time of year, albeit, the paychecks have a few more zeroes in them. Still, hotness is hotness, no matter who's footing the bill, so we definitely took long, care, and did we mention long, notice of Heidi Klum looking like just about the world's most delicious Christmas present pimping out something or other for QVC at the Four Seasons, Jennifer Lopez looking all kinds of mature sexy and shucking for Fiat (officially this time, not like at the AMA's), and even preciously new mama hot Jessica Alba, making a paid public appearance for Swarovski and the lighting up of Rodeo Drive for the holidays.

Three Yuletide pimstresses selling their wares in fine sexy fashion. It really is one of the greater pleasures of the otherwise stressful holiday shopping season. Enjoy.