Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Outright Swimsuit MILFtastic for Vogue Magazine Pictorial

Jenny from the block just did something to my... well, never mind.

The point is that uber-Latina MILF Jennifer Lopez looks ridiculously hot in her new photo pictorial in the current edition of Vogue magazine. Now, J-Lo tends to take great photos, you don't get to be worth a bazillion dollars as a diva without being photogenic, but these poolside sweaty snaps from famed celebrity photographer Mario Testino are just outright gonadial butter churners (that's a reference to the cream rising to the top, take a peek at these pics and you'll get it). Enjoy.

 

Jennifer Lopez MILFy Hot on the Set of ‘American Idol’

I honestly don't blame Jennifer Lopez for she-banging the stuffing out of dudes 20-years her junior. This super hot mom still has it all going on, and if she wants to knock boots like an early 20-something still, all the power to her (granted, I have some suggestions for her as to potential younger partners in the bedroom).

On the set of American Idol yesterday, Jenny from the Block looked all kinds of sextastic hot in her little body hugging boob-snugging outfit of some expense I am sure. The only cost to us is perhaps some pain in the area where we stupidly chose 501's over relaxed fit jeans because we think a salesgirl might have winked at us when we tried them on, though clearly we were probably imagining it. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Pokes Through Her Skin Tight ‘American Idol’ Dress

Jennifer Lopez has been going through a lot recently, her divorce papers just came through from husband Marc Anthony, she just bought a Dodge Ram pickup as a token of affection for her 25-year old rebound backup dancer booty call, she's launching approximately seventeen different show and product lines daily, so who's to blame a gal if her nips are on edge during these exciting and trying times.

Walking onto the set of American Idol, Jennifer's headlights were clearly visible through her hot, skin tight orange dress, resulting in her not being the only engorged party on set. Such a sexy MILF. Enjoy.

 

Jennifer Lopez Dresses for Success on Brazilian TV

Ever since she broke it off with her pencil-thin and pencil mustached husband, Jennifer Lopez seems to be having something of a renaissance of hotness. Perhaps it's being banged 24x7 by her backup dancer slash young boy-toy Casper What's His Face, but J-Lo appears to be hitting the rebound circuit like a master of the boards, including her appearance yesterday on a Brazilian TV show she co-produces with her former husband, flashing all kinds of upskirt views beneath the super short dress clinging tightly to her MILFtastic form.

Yes, it turns out, regular sex is very good for you ladies. Men, you'd do it even if it wasn't healthy, so no need to tell you. But, J-Lo, keep up the boot knocking, it's doing wonders for your boot. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Flashes Skin and World Famous Asstastic for New Music Video Shooting in Acapulco

I'll say this for Jennifer Lopez, I'd still pay somewhere between my entire net worth and ninety-eight dollars (so, eighty-four dollars if we're splitting the difference) for the chance to be the guy who gets to oil her body down before photoshoots. Perhaps that Latina body and boot-tay ain't precisely what it was ten years ago, but this veteran MILF still has me instinctively reaching for the baby oil with dreams of shining and buffing every curve.

Jennifer has been down in Acapulco with her young rebound boyfriend slash boy toy backup dancer filming her new music video for some song or another. Even at 42, Jennifer's still shimmying her way into tight clothes for her visual appearances, which brings us much eyeball merriment. Keep on keeping on, Jenny from the Block. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty Hot Boxing for V Magazine Sports Issue

Oh, sure we tease Jennifer Lopez for her former marriage to that skinny dude with the bad stache, and now rebound fling with the backup dancer boy who she gave the keys to her Bentley, not to mention her lady nest, but when push comes to lust, the MILFtastic J-Lo can still deliver the knockout blow.

In the emerging Sports issues from the cutting edge V Magazine, Jenny from the Block cuts some sweaty pugilistic poses that are bound to stir up some confusing boxing fantasies for many a male (and our friendly female on female) admirers. Whether you dig this look on Jennifer or not, one thing is clear, true sextastic can not be kept down on the canvas. Enjoy.

P.S., Yeah, the leather protective crotch belt is freaking me out a bit too.

Did Jennifer Lopez Slip Her Nip on the Oscar Stage Before Billions? (VIDEO)

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I'll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight's Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.

These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it's hard to say what's possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like 'Jenny from the Block' slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening's 84th Academy Awards.

Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.