It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.
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Jennifer Lopez Brings Veteran MILFtastic Heat to Swimsuit Photoshoot
Jennifer Lopez and her twenty-something backup dancer rebound fling boyfriend were in Miami where J-Lo showed that she still got it going on as she posed in a white swimsuit pimping something or other in a commercial shoot on a hotel balcony, thankfully within range of telescopic lenses.
And while J-Lo these days seems to be tiring of her post-divorce rebound fling with the dude named Casper (who is still driving her Bentley by the way), at 40+ she shows no signs of slowing down the personal hotness train as the sextastic Latina diva and American Idol judge showed the front side and a bit of the backside that made us fall in love with her body of music in the first place. Enjoy.
WHEN JENNY FROM THE BLOCK FLASHED HER BOOTY AT THE DOCK