Egotastic
Like a beam of light shooting forth from a colonoscopy camera, so shines the hopeful beacon of our weekly Reader Finds. The once-every-seven-days opportunity for millions of hearts to beat as one, and millions of dudes to beat... well, you can imagine the horrible joke.
But there's no joking about how much warmth we feel at the community generated celebrity hotness each week, this week's eye-opening raunch fest includes some very naughty leaked (purported) photographs of Mexi-fashion model, Mayra Suarez, J-Woww flashing her panties on the Kelly Ripa Show, Brooklyn Decker flashing her lower love area and sideboob from an SI photoshoot, Vietnamese hottie Elly Tran Ha in a bikini, Canadian actress Erica Cox topless in Bitten, a Kristen Stewart sort of almost kinda nipple peek, Sarah Shahi in a see-through to the boobtastic top, and Israeli sextastic Moran Atias all kinds of topless. It's a bevy of beauty I say!
J-Woww Pimps GNC Supplements; We Remind Ourselves What We Like About Her
It's been a while since we've seen J-Woww in these parts. She's been busy off filming her latest fake reality show and touring the nightclub world at $25K an appearance and totally forgetting about her general responsibilities to the ogling gentleman audience to flash her cans in some public setting. Hey, we all got our jobs to do.
Thankfully, the good folks at GNC who makes a ton of powdery substances that circumvent scientific testing saw fit to bring J-Woww out in a pay-for-play public appearance promoting their Ab-Cuts product, and although we actually see no sign of J-Woww's abs, we do get a good glimpse of the double barreled love guns that combined, represent 99.24% of everything we do like about the Jersey girl from New York. Enjoy.
WE NEVER STOP SAYING 'WOWW' WHEN J-WOWW BRINGS THE KITTENS OUT TO PLAY