Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker Bring Heat to the Red Carpet at the ‘Just Go With It’ Premiere

February 22, 2011 @ 10:57 am
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Well, you know if I were forced to pick between the two leading ladies of the Adam Sandler comedy, Just Go With It, I'd likely choose Brooklyn Decker, you know, because of my monster infatuation with the blonde goddess, not to mention the nipple pokes she brought to bear at the Berlin premiere of the film. However, Jennifer Aniston, the proverbial bridesmaid and owner of an immense collection of personal pleasure devices, manages to hold her own and flash the fit body in her own little black number, and has nothing to be ashamed of in terms of red carpet hotness ratings. Personally, I'd like to just go with it with both of these lovely lasses. Enjoy.

(Update: thanks to all of you writing in to flesh out the fleshy bits visible betwixt the legs of Brooklyn Decker. I think it's some kind of tribute to the unrest in North Africa, a signal that Brooklyn's ship of the desert remains unhoofed. Double enjoy.)

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Behind the Scenes of the Jennifer Aniston Sexy Allure Photoshoot (VIDEO)

January 20, 2011 @ 8:08 am
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Here's the behind the scenes video from the Allure photoshoot we posted of Jennifer Aniston and her bear-friend, Mr. Teddy. Jennifer Aniston remains quite the hottie as she plows headlong into her 40's, and we certainly hope she starts wearing less and less clothing to bed as she runs Mr. Teddy ragged with countless hours of furry bear cosplay. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston Sexy Pajama Pictures Introduce Us To Her Latest Boyfriend

January 18, 2011 @ 8:13 am
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Say hello to Mr. Teddy, a stuffed animal that has seen a whole lot of self-pleasuring going on. The bear dangling from the arm of the half-clad, rather odd-looking, but still quite sexy Jennifer Aniston in these unique pictures from the upcoming Allure magazine has seen much, my friend. Through all the fake boyfriends and P.R. releases about hookups with leading men, it's been Mr. Teddy who's stood by Jen's side, soaked up her tears of sadness, and, you know, held the pocket rocket in between soothing treatments. Don't get me wrong, I mock, but I'd trade spots with that lucky S.O.B. stuffed animals in a heartbeat. If bears could talk. Enjoy.

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Natalie Portman and Jennifer Aniston Among Who’s Sexiest

December 3, 2010 @ 6:56 am
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Who Magazine in Australia, sort of the People for people down under, has compiled their list of sexiest people, and among other notables are some Egotastic! denizen, Jennifer Aniston, Natalie Portman, Sofia Vergara, Lara Bingle, Kylie Minogue, and Christina Hendricks. I don't know what to say to Who except, well, right on. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures and Nipple Pokes South of the Border (Wtih Bonus Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures)

November 26, 2010 @ 12:36 pm
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Stressed from all the P.R. pretending about being on the receiving end of her hot leading men bone, Jennifer Aniston packed up her purple bikini and headed down to Cabo for a little rest and masturbation relaxation. As I always stated, no matter how much we kid Jennifer Aniston about always being a bridesmaid, check out these Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures; the woman has kept herself in mighty fine shape, from her omnipresent powerhouse nipple pokes to her delightful boobs and taut body. Definitely not bad for 40. Not bad at all. Enjoy.

Chelsea Handler packed some junk in her trunk and came along for the joint Mexican vacation with Jennifer Aniston. Consider these Chelsea Handler bikini pictures a bonus, depending upon your preference. Personally, despite despising her laugh-track brand of lowest common denominator comedy, I have gained a new found respect for Chelsea Handler's talent, you know, since the sex tape.

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Jennifer Aniston Pictures Abide All Attempts to End Her Leading Lady Status

November 18, 2010 @ 12:09 pm
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Jennifer Aniston has had the death of her leading lady career announced so many times now I'm almost inclined to believe it, if I didn't turn around each month to find her filming yet another movie, this time, Wanderlust, with Paul Rudd. She's like the Energizer Bunny of Hollywood hardknocks, counted out so many times only to resurrect with yet another major movie and, invariably, countless magazine covers showcasing how she's dating her leading man or over men or happy with her close circle of friends and her vibrator. Personally, I still think she looks good. I know she's the forever bridesmaid, never the bride. I know Brad Pitt left her for more vibrant vag. Still, I think she looks good. Of course, we could use another bikini or nip slip to confirm. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Aniston Classic Bikini Adjustments ‘Neath the Sun (VIDEO)

October 22, 2010 @ 6:39 am
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Has it really been two years now since we posted these particularly fun Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures? (see the original picture set here). That's a rhetorical question, it has been that long, but, we've just found the paparazzi video source of our original photo post, and figured we'd let you see the sexy, but elusive Jennifer Aniston rubbing the lotion on its skin and doing tons of sexy bikini adjustments beneath the hot Miami sun. Enjoy.

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