Egotastic
Our new best friend and Hollywood siren and sex-taper d'jour, Jasmine Waltz, took upon herself the benevolent act of washing her car in a bikini top and a pair of Daisy Dukes for the paparazzi lenses, later moving onto the slow seductive sucking of a popsicle, I suppose all in an attempt to make you understand why half of Hollywood's male actor population has stood little chance against her bedroom-leading charms. And, well, I understand. Sure, fidelity and sticking to the marital vows, and respecting yourself in the morning, all important in theory, but that bikini body and that butt and those legs -- no jury of your male peers would ever find cause to convict you of moral heresy. It's just simply not fair. Enjoy.
(And, yes, the folks at RealJasmine.com are still offering their discount to Egotastic! readers for the recently released Jasmine Waltz sex tape.)
Jasmine Waltz Does Shark Week the Right Way
The bikini God have truly blessed today with some ridiculously sexy bodies clad in the skimpiest of two-piece wonderments. Enter Jasmine Waltz, sex tape star and talk d'jour around Hollywood for which actors she may or may not be snoggling, and her downright upright bikini sensational body. Say what you will about how Jasmine came to her fame, she's working it in the way we must applaud, half-nekkid. Hey, they don't just let you hump sharks if you're not hot, that's sort of a rule. Enjoy.
(And, yes, you can still see Jasmine Waltz in the fleshy fleshy bouncy bouncy sex tape on the Egotastic! discount if you're so inclined at RealJasmine.com.)