Oh, faux pas Jaime King and Lesser Good Looking Hilton Sister, for attending the UK Style French Connection Event wearing matching frocks, albeit, the style of the evening seemed to be geared on leopard print, so the odds were always there, but bet your keester some publicist or wardrobe girl was unceremoniously canned last night after the gig. That's how Hollywood rolls, baby, when you take a walk on the wild side.
Beside the matching twins, the event featured Carmen Electra, one of my veteran hotties who sadly refused to remove her jacket (read as: new boob job), and Wild On wild one Brooke Burke, who despite having like seventeen children pushed through her vajayjay, continues to look downright lean and animal. Enjoy.
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I must say, as me and the indentured slave kids I use for labor here were discussing hot celebrities in wild jungle outfits, none of them could even remember the amazingly sexy Gena Lee Nolin in her fabulous portrayal of Sheena, Queen of the Jungle on television about a decade ago:
And, yes, while I grow long in the tooth and short in the beard, twas only your humble blogger among all these illegal workers who could remember that that the Sheena TV show was based upon the early 1980's movie, Sheena, featuring the one time replacement Charlie's Angel, Tanya Roberts, in full boobtastic glory:
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Nina Dobrev and Rachel Bilson Head Up Pimping Hotties At CW Upfronts
Well, if you need a reason to tune into the teen-focused CW network, it's not the angst-filled story lines, the overwrought fake suburban kids in all the shows -- it's the hotties. Give it up for CW for producing television that appeals to both young women and dudes with eyeballs, who this upcoming TV season will be able to focus their nadular antennae on the likes of the sextastically inclined Nina Dobrev (lust her), Rachel Bilson (ooh), AnnaLynne McCord (skinny but hot), and a true veteran at just 32, model turned actress, Jaime King. The ladies all showed up, decked out for the CW Upfronts, talking about their various shows which I'm sure all have something to do with girls struggling with relationships and guys struggling to get into their pants. Also, probably, lots of vampires. I do usually watch these things with the sound off, so hard to say exactly. Enjoy.