Holly Madison

Hotter Workout in the Park Pose: Holly Madison Half-Scorpion or Catherine Tyldesley Downward Facing Cleavetastic

Work it,girls. Stretch. Stretch. Oh, yes, I can feel the burn.

We do so love when boobtastic celebrities take their workouts public by way of the public park. It just removes so many potential obstacles between our ogling eyes and the objects of our leers, in this case, Girl Next Door Playboy alum, Holly Madison showing us exactly why she gets so many famous boyfriends:

And Coronation Street thespianic Catherine Tyldesley showing us why some of the world's best flesh puppies can be seen on the British boob tube:

Weekend Links

Leighton Meester sexy by The Seine. (Celebuzz)

Holly Madison shows why her boobs are worth so much. (HuffPo)

Why would Gisele Bundchen in lingerie piss anyone off? (FoxNews)

Anne Hathaway auditions for The Jersey Shore. (GossipCop)

Lea Michele hits up Paris. (Idolator)

Rachel McAdams comes back to our side of the pond. (LaineyGossip)

Video games that will put hair on your chest. (Cracked)

You’re in Good Hands

Holly Madison insures her boobage. (FoxNews)

Kendall Jenner and other hot younger sisters of Hollywood. (HuffPo)

Jessica Alba looks busty in a green dress. (Celebuzz)

Why not stare at Katy Perry for a little while? (Idolator)

Salma Hayek is the queen of cleavage. (Popoholic)

Awesome spy gadgets that really exist. (Cracked)

Want to date Jennifer Lopez? (GossipCop)

Tight End

Holly Madison plays football in a bikini. (Celebuzz)

Susan Sarandon only gets hotter with age. (HuffPo)

Paris Hilton talks about her sex tape. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston vs. Courteney Cox. (GossipCenter)

What's better than hot chicks?  Hot chicks with their twin sisters! (TheChive)

Pippa Middleton royally sweet backside. (DrunkenStepfather)

Avril Lavigne flashes bikini cleavage. (Popoholic)

Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt Getting Shot in the Shower (VIDEO)

 

Is this post just some type of self-indulgent, masturbatory, lame excuse to post a bunch of Playboy model TV celebrities with big boobs naked in the shower?

Yep.

Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt Finally Make Interesting Television With the Help of the Denudifer (VIDEO)

 

Here's a vital piece of machinery you're going to need in the event your girlfriend, wife, female roommate, mom, or dominating butch prison warden forces you to watch the E! Channel -- it's called a Denudifer®. It's mostly been designed in my head, and not completely ready for real world applications, but order one early. It can take a super insipid show such as The Girls Next Door, and turn it into Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt all topless and naked and splashing into a pool. It's a must have to survive girl television. Enjoy.