Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff Has a Scorpion in her Pants, No Really

March 28, 2008 @ 1:56 am
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So Hilary Duff is really taking this new sexy image of hers pretty seriously. So seriously, in fact, that in this scene from her new movie, War Inc., Hilary drops a scorpion down her pants, and then dances all sexy as if she's really turned on by having a scorpion in her pants. And no, that isn't some weird euphemism.

Now, if I had a scorpion in my pants, I would be scared shitless, doing a different kind of dance. It would look something like a 14-year-old girl freaking out over, well, having a scorpion down her pants. But, you know, a lot higher pitched.

I like the way Hilary does it better. Her abs are a fair sight nicer than mine too.

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Hilary Duff Shouldn’t Be This Hot

March 25, 2008 @ 10:19 am
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I should probably be used to the fact that Hilary Duff is hot now, but there's something in my brain that just can't seem to connect. I know she looks really good, but then I remember she's Hilary Duff, and smoke starts to come out my ears. It's disconcerting at best, and even though I should just stop looking at Hilary, and give my brain a break, I just can't seem to do that.

Anyway, here's Hilary Duff wearing a very sexy wifebeater (showing some bra action), and super-short cut-offs. If you start smelling smoke, just go look at some other posts on the blog.

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Hot Hilary Duff Bikini Video

February 20, 2008 @ 3:22 am
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It never ceases to amaze me that Hilary Duff got so hot, but I have to admit that she did. If you're also having trouble believing it, maybe this Hilary Duff bikini video will help convince you. Hilary Duff hit the beach in Ipanema in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and brought her tour diary camera with her, and I'd definitely have to say this was the highlight of her tour.

There is one thing I noticed, though, and that's just how perky Hilary Duff's breasts look in that bikini. Now, there are a few possible explanations here. A) Hilary Duff has unbelievably naturally firm breasts. 2) That's one hell of an underwire in that bikini. Or 3) Them boobs is fakes. You're call. If you ask me, I think her boobs are as fake as her teeth.


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One Last Look at Hilary Duff’s Long Lucious Legs

February 4, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
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Hilary Duff is ended her tour in Australia this past weekend, so this is probably the last time you're going to be able to see her in this super-sexy, ultra-leggy ensemble. You've probably seen it before, but there's nothing wrong with a little repetition, especially when Hilary Duff looks so good (which is still a very novel concept, in and of itself). Now, if Hilary Duff's next tour manages to bring out some even sexier outfits, hell, I might actually buy a ticket. But probably not.

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Hilary Duff Looks Really Good and Glowy

January 23, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
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It still amazes me how Hilary Duff has managed to transform herself from awkward, horse-toothed, annoying pop starlet to full-on, babealicious, annoying pop starlet. Don't get me wrong, she's still annoying as all hell, but she's looking really good at this press conference in Brazil, and that goes a long way to making me forget about just how annoying she is.

But, hold on a second. Is it just me, or is Hilary Duff looking a little bit lop-sided?

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Hilary Duff Lap Dances Her Way Into My Heart

November 7, 2007 @ 9:42 am
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It still amazes me that Hilary Duff is actually attractive now, sexy even, sometimes, but I had no idea she was kinky, too. According to The Sun, Hilary had herself some fun the other night by giving her boyfriend a lap dance right in the middle of New York night club, Tenjune. Yes, I said the words "Hilary Duff" and "lap dance" in the same sentence. No, I never thought that would happen either.

The pretty actress - who shot to fame in kids' TV show Lizzie maguire - treated her ice hockey star boyfriend MIKE COMRIE to the saucy performance at exclusive New York hot spot Tenjune.

A partygoer said: "Hilary was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle. She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances. The place was packed but Hilary didn't mind."

Now you might not think that a Hilary Duff lap dance could even be that sexy, but check out Hilary Duff's moves in this tight dress, and you might start to think a little different. All I know is I want video of this so-called lap dance, and I want it now.

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Hilary Duff’s Breasts Look A Lot Bigger in FHM

November 1, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
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Okay, I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but in the new issue of FHM magazine, Hilary Duff's breasts are looking a hell of a lot bigger than they usually do, and from the way she's looking at them, I think she agrees. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen Hilary Duff's boobs look that big.

So one has to ask the question: Did Hilary Duff get breast implants? It could just be the dress she's wearing, and a mighty powerful push-up bra, but whatever it is, it's definitely working. The real question, of course, is does it really matter?

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