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I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).
FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:
10. Emily Atack 9. Mila Kunis 8. Keeley Hazell 7. Megan Fox 6. Katy Perry 5. Georgia Salpa 4. Rosie Jones 3. Rihanna 2. Cheryl Cole 1. Tulisa Contostavlos
Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?
Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.
Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.