Egotastic
How come the girls never invite me when they go shopping for little bits of clothing and bikinis at their fancy little Beverly Hills stores? It's not as if I don't have more experience in and around the women's changing rooms at the upscale boutiques than any nine of them combined. I'm the one who after hundreds of hours of careful examination discovered that there are no price tags on women's undergarments. Epiphany. So, how come no invite from the likes of my petite and taut darling Ashley Tisdale and her sturdy friend Haylie Duff as they traverse the fancy knits and silks along Rodeo Drive. Wounded am I that the girls left me behind; despite my gallant offer to block the doors to the ladies room when it's time to regurgitate lunch. Enjoy.
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The Duff Sisters Hit All the Sisterly Fantasy Marks
Oh, celebrity sisters, thy fetish fantasies you do incite.
Haylie Duff and Hilary Duff hit the gym or spa or spa gym or wherever celebrity girls who are just a tad chunky, but cute, hit after they slap on the lycra and tank tops, grab their expensive handbags, and climb into their BMWs. Granted, Hilary Duff is already pregnant, so we're delving into double triple kinkiness, but I'm willing to bend my old-fashioned morals to play the role of Meat, in the production of the Duff Sisters Sandwich. The only thing left to decide -- before or after a good sweat? So many choices. Enjoy.