Gisele Bundchen

What’s Not to Love About Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Alessandra Ambrosio in LOVE?

August 19, 2010 @ 7:19 am
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There I am in the midst of watching Oprah on the slingbox when Hamilton, my non-kosher butcher, drops the latest edition of LOVE magazine right on my bare-toed sandals. We skirmished. I lost. But I ended up with a primo copy of LOVE #4, which included some artsy, but sexy stylish pictures of just four of the hottest celebrities in the Egotastic! universe: Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Alessandra Ambrosio. It's sort of like somebody got all Inception in my brain and stole my super hottie fantasies. Except, of course, in my dream, Gisele brings me a plate full of campfire toasted marshmallows and asks me about my day. Hey, get your own dream, and, enjoy.

Oh, the folks at LOVE also put together this super artsy video of the models in their magazine, that I watched several times before I realized that like arithmetic and romantic relationships, it was just something I was never going to understand. But you may view at your discretion:

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Gisele Bündchen Lingerie Pictures Remind Us Why We Love Women

May 18, 2010 @ 11:18 am
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Wasn't it just a few days ago I was commenting on how ridiculously hot Gisele Bündchen bra and panties pictures were for a baby mama? Well, in the matter of just days she's managed to re-raise her own bar. Gisele Bündchen lingerie pictures make me want to be a boy again, living next door to Ms. Bündchen, and hanging out at her house 24x7 watching her bake cookies. Okay, I know supermodels don't bake cookies, let alone eat them, still, I'd just stare across the table at her while she starved herself into hotness.

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Gisele Bündchen in Bra and Panties Restores the Sanctity of the MILF Label

May 14, 2010 @ 12:52 pm
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Nature hasn't blessed me with the ability to put on fifty pounds in my belly and push a baby through my cooch, well, not the latter at least, but I still feel a need to stand up and applaud Gisele Bündchen bra and panties pictures for reminding me why the brilliant term MILF was first invented. Good Lord, look at that ridiculous baby mama body. Yeah, I know she probably works out six hours a day and starves herself on some bizarre diet to get that body, but, I for one, am willing to let her make that sacrifice for the benefit of the world.

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Gisele Bundchen is the Hottest Bikini MILF

April 14, 2010 @ 1:25 pm
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Okay, so I don't know if these Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures for Sejaa Skin Care were taken before or after she was pregnant, but either way, they're frickin' hot. If they were shot after she gave birth, though, it just proves once again that Supermodels are actually aliens from the future, sent to Earth to enslave the human race by melting their brains with insanely hot bikini pictures.

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I’d Like to be Behind Gisele Bundchen’s Scenes

June 12, 2009 @ 11:36 am
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Gisele Bundchen hasn't worked for Victoria's Secret for a while, so these behind-the-scenes photos from one of her Victoria's Secret lingerie photoshoots are probably a bit old, but I don't care, because they are damn hot! Also, it's Friday, and you better believe I'm not going to put in any more than the bare minimum amount of effort required to update this blog, and then get the hell out of her and start my weekend. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundhen Nude Photos in Photo

June 10, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
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These Gisele Bundchen nude photos are from the June issue of Photo magazine, appropriately enough, and feature a completely naked Gisele Bundchen wearing nothing but body paint. Once again, I would kindly ask, if you know who does the hiring for the job of Supermodel nude body painter, please let me know, as I believe I am uniquely qualified for the position. My main qualification being that I like to touch naked supermodels. Thank you.

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

May 21, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
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Do I need a reason to post these Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures from her Calzedonia bikini campaign? No I don't. Take that Bikini Nazis! You'll never take me alive!!!

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